OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2014:  08:20:12

Somebody used the last of the toilet paper. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  04:37:28

Ooops!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  05:52:29

Waiter, there is soup on my fly!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  07:34:53

Be back later,,,Gotta go mow the bard yard

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  11:01:26

I'm a banjo player, of course there are strings attached.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  14:56:27

When playing the banjo,,,always pick it

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  15:03:28

I can't remember where I left my dirigible.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  17:17:05

I was playing my telecaster awhile ago and the song was
half over before I realized the amp wasn't on,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2014:  10:16:52

I think the doohickey is broke.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2014:  14:14:42

Don't ever get your song list out of order

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2014:  16:15:45

The judge said I was out of order

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2014:  18:00:58

Steak and potatoes = beef farts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2014:  04:20:54

Bad fitting shoes will cause your feet to hurt,,,,,OH YEAH!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2014:  10:47:36

Blisters are no fun.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2014:  14:00:12

Yesterday,today was tomorrow.So when tomorrow gets
here,It will be yesterday.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2014:  15:59:24

Stuffed cabbage

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2014:  18:13:20

Hutspot

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/24/2014:  19:00:19

My Mr. Potato Head rotted.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2014:  03:54:33

Always look for new talent ,,,old talent is very one sided

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2014:  04:49:25

I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2014:  09:08:48

My trailer has skirts

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2014:  11:10:51

I always wondered how much good those do.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/25/2014:  18:28:41

who can say

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  01:28:36

Prayer Meeting Tonight,,,,,Ya'll Come..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  05:49:58

One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  07:01:37

Bill,,never count your potatoes before they hatch.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  11:48:45

Why am I sitting on the damn things then?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  11:57:16

Watch out,,you'll get mashed potatoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  12:17:02

I thought that was how everyone made them.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  13:24:50

There was a time when,when,,????????

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  13:35:44

There was a crunching sound and the mower stopped suddenly.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:05:23

People who look over their glasses at me bug me

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:10:27

...he said, peering over his glasses.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:24:47

never go to sleep while you're awake

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:33:20

Look at the cute little skunk.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:44:40

The North is a wonderful place- I think I'll leave it there.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  15:32:41

During the COLD winter months,keep your furnace on

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  16:26:41

Who let the dogs out?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  03:39:36

I think Lon Chaney was one of them?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  04:07:02

One of the dogs or whoever let them out?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  10:15:23

All of the above

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  10:54:21

Bring on the Wesson oil!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  14:16:41

You git a line and I'll git a pole,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Honey

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  14:32:29

My hair is having a bad person day.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  16:39:44

How much voicemail can a guy take, FCOL?!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  18:05:20

I don't know

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  18:56:59

why. do you talk like that

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  21:59:09

FCOL= for cryin' out loud

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2014:  02:23:11

If you boys are gonna wrestle then go outdoors