BigMonFan - Posted - 02/28/2013:  12:29:55

Don't worry about it Scotty, just get some little ol' black duck to tag along with you...he's got plenty of feathers.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2013:  14:09:14

I used to procrastinate but I don't have time for that anymore.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/28/2013:  14:45:50

From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was convulsed with laughter. ...............Some day I intend to read it.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2013:  16:03:31

Someday I will explain that to you.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/28/2013:  18:14:21

Don't worry there's another flight out of here in a month.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/28/2013:  19:54:45

It's a popeless..I mean hopeless situation that's for sure.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/28/2013:  21:03:27

The lost property office is on the.............hey! where's the third floor gone?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2013:  03:03:36

I used to work at a company that made fire hydrants. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/01/2013:  05:21:22

I used to work at an invisible fence manufacturing facility. The entire grounds was enclosed with the stuff. You can't imagine some of the chaos.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2013:  05:42:37

A nice sports car caught my eye yesterday and dragged it 1/2 mile.

RandyZ - Posted - 03/01/2013:  06:18:06

if we ever inhabit the moon, im gonna insist that i have my own truck sent there. .....i just got satelite in it and im on a lifetime plan.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2013:  06:19:55

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel,,but it's
12 miles away

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2013:  06:21:33

That light is on the front of a train.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/01/2013:  06:31:21

I have excellent tunnel vision.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2013:  06:49:36

Would you like to purchase a tiket?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/01/2013:  12:15:55

If anyone asks you, tell them that you have always had a bald head

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2013:  03:35:23

Never cocoon a space-hopper!

mbanjo - Posted - 03/02/2013:  12:39:06

Boycott shampoo! ........Demand the REAL poo!

TonyS - Posted - 03/02/2013:  16:19:51

Stop complainig and start whining!

mbanjo - Posted - 03/02/2013:  17:14:34

This is going to take quite a while...do you want to stick around till the end?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2013:  10:51:02

I give up,,,,I've been pressing my belly button
for 53 years and nothing's happened.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/03/2013:  11:23:04

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

dmiller - Posted - 03/03/2013:  13:54:31

Went out drinking at a bar with a friend.  He got

sloppy drunk and had Beam down his clothes.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/03/2013:  14:41:30

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

dmiller - Posted - 03/03/2013:  14:57:25

Popeye beat up the pope when he heard the pope

was taking a trip out of town to mount olive.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/03/2013:  15:51:13

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/03/2013:  17:08:54

I have a mind like a steel trap..... that's rusted shut.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/03/2013:  18:52:40

Get a new car for your wife......you'll be glad you did the trade

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2013:  04:14:52

I couldn't get enough for a hub cap.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2013:  05:23:47

This Fla weather is for the birds,,,,,,,the yankee snowbirds.........

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2013:  09:57:46

We've had to put the rhinoceros in the barn again.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/04/2013:  11:41:03

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2013:  12:54:33

I'll get over it some day

mbanjo - Posted - 03/04/2013:  13:57:57

I don't wish to say another word until I have seen my lawyer

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2013:  19:11:34

That just goes to show you,,,HEY,,,are you listening

mbanjo - Posted - 03/04/2013:  19:53:16

Have you spoken with my agent lately for an update on my agenda?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2013:  04:36:08

That certainly explains a lot.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2013:  05:05:25

I know we've been warned against it but I still prefer to leave something to chance.

TonyS - Posted - 03/05/2013:  06:40:09

A bird in the hand - gets you a messy hand!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/05/2013:  08:09:02

I bought a pr. of gloves the other day. When i got them out of the package, the left one had 3 fingers,and a thumb. The right one had 5fingers and a thumb.go figger!

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  08:33:05

If i was a vampire.....id never bite anyone who had coleslaw around his neck.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2013:  09:20:38

Phew!

TonyS - Posted - 03/05/2013:  11:48:39

Oh yeah - so - up yours, oh you AGREE with me...............never mind...........

RandyZ - Posted - 03/05/2013:  11:51:31

i coulda been a nerd in school....but we couldnt afford shirts with pockets~

mbanjo - Posted - 03/05/2013:  13:03:18

A little drop of whiskey, how good it makes you feel.......

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2013:  04:38:30

Several thousand drops of whiskey, how they make your head spin and reel!

RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2013:  07:02:19

i always wondered....when people find masterpieces hidden behind common paintings, whats the deal?...couldnt find a spare frame layin around?

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2013:  10:54:38

I think if I could go back in time about 1400 years ago it would be fun to sit in on a few geography classes.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/06/2013:  12:00:25

I Was Just One Beer Short of Having a Good Time.