OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2022:  15:28:57

I just got here officer

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/12/2022:  03:07:23

I’m literally technically speaking

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2022:  03:16:39

There are reasons she’s my ex-wife

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/13/2022:  04:01:20

Let’s all be civil and show each other some respect

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2022:  09:31:06

My slippers suffer from aglet-deficiency

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2022:  17:21:15

Put another log on the fire

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/14/2022:  07:12:51

Call this number within the next 5 minutes and we’ll enclose a free gift

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/14/2022:  16:28:33

At this stage in life I think I'll take it easy

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2022:  18:58:31

My shadow’s disappearing

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2022:  03:08:24

I was going to stop procrastinating but I decided to put it off until later

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/15/2022 03:09:01

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/15/2022:  10:38:13

Oh, I see your in the middle of dinner, well, I won’t stay long

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/15/2022:  11:07:11

I'm not awake yet

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2022:  16:19:02

Cat o’ Nine Tails are lace-deficient

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/16/2022:  03:43:18

You will or you won’t, which is it?

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/16/2022:  13:29:34

Does it really matter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2022:  14:03:11

Sock pebbles are annoying

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/17/2022:  07:43:29

Your choice; Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, or Dino Pebbles?

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/18/2022:  13:45:12

I will take Cocoa Pebbles for one hundred please

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2022:  14:18:43

Last week’s paper’s in the outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2022:  02:50:01

I recently read an article about that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/19/2022:  05:05:52

Let’s wipe the slate clean

Unclelevi - Posted - 09/19/2022:  05:46:38

Show me a squirrel with an acorn in his mouth and I'll show you a happy moose.

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/19/2022:  07:46:28

Hear we go again down that road again

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/19/2022:  15:09:00

The wheels on the bus go round and round

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/19/2022:  17:21:37

I'm done for the day, thankfully

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2022:  03:53:34

I’ve been barking up the wrong tree

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/20/2022:  09:50:45

Have you considered branching out?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2022:  13:57:42

Some people write congrats because they don’t know how to spell congrajelasions

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2022:  14:07:44

Aglet comes before shoelace in the dictionary

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/20/2022:  14:39:23

This room always feels so friendly.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2022:  02:49:50

I’m just saying

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2022:  06:03:44

More sleep could be beneficial

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2022:  09:56:34

I used to wake up screaming

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/21/2022:  13:44:10

You can always tell a accordion player, but you can’t tell him much that he already doesn’t think he knows

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/21/2022 13:45:24

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2022:  02:40:11

There’s a peacock in the henhouse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2022:  03:56:57

I could say something, but I won't 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/22/2022 03:57:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2022:  13:00:42

Magpies and crows bugger off to parts unknown

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2022:  14:07:31

You can tune a banjo but you can’t tun-a-fish

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/22/2022:  14:30:55

Speaking of Tuning, I need to really bad

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2022:  17:36:43

If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2022:  03:17:20

Summer clothes to the back of the closet, winter clothes to the front

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2022:  07:42:54

I’m wearing sandals after Labo(u)r Day

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2022:  09:07:51

More power to you If you can pull it off

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2022:  04:18:53

I’ll bring the ice

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2022:  05:35:37

It’s on a need to know basis

Unclelevi - Posted - 09/26/2022:  05:57:27

My vest ain't got no sleeves.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2022:  06:33:24

There’s always tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2022:  13:10:28

I’ll leave the light on for you

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/26/2022:  14:18:12

are we leaving the door unlocked again