Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2022:  17:02:56

Be aware that your mileage may vary

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2022:  17:46:40

Yes, they did let me out

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2022:  21:01:34

Moccasins never had aglets

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2022:  03:22:34

Brussels Sprouts arise!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2022:  09:27:24

East winds blow no good

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2022:  18:17:57

My parents got me to stop biting my nails, they put shoes on me

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2022:  23:29:18

Coyotes never stifle a howl

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2022:  04:01:07

Yeah, so they say.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/06/2022:  05:05:07

Don’t be so sure of yourself 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/06/2022 05:05:46

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2022:  11:59:43

Marrying my second wife was big a me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2022:  08:47:35

My wife questioned if I wanted dinner. I asked “what are my choices”? She replied “Yes or No”.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2022:  11:06:01

I’m not sure I can go along with that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2022:  11:40:25

Would you pick up the pace a bit?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2022:  18:33:27

It makes me sad to see you so sad

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2022:  00:21:39

Well that’s a day brightener

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2022:  03:12:58

It seems to have stopped

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2022:  05:46:04

Interaction between siblings is all relative

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/08/2022 05:46:29

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2022:  18:03:33

My ex-girlfriend was a couch potato. She didn’t work out

Banjer Badjer - Posted - 04/08/2022:  18:28:43

Just read about the Murphy Method Women's Banjo Camp in the newsletter. Could this be the start of Sgt. Pepper's all girl banjo band?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2022:  20:23:23

Horse shoes have no laces

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2022:  03:37:52

My ex-girlfriend was blind, she just couldn’t see a future with me

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/09/2022 03:38:15

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/09/2022:  05:18:46

I ran out of cat litter, so I substituted 53 packets of Pop Rocks

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2022:  12:36:19

Yesterday it wasn’t and today it is.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/09/2022:  13:53:44

Well don’t that just beat everything?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2022:  03:07:21

I’m not arguing with you, I’m just explaining why I’m right

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/11/2022:  06:19:31

Your entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2022:  17:35:11

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/12/2022:  10:59:13

Ain’t no good gonna’ come of this

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2022:  18:09:49

There, I’ve taught you everything I know and a few things I don’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2022:  18:34:54

Glasses are half full , meaning 50% empty

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2022:  03:29:08

They seem pretty happy in there

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2022:  11:02:44

That remains to be seen

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2022:  12:46:03

Thanks, I’ll take mine straight

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2022:  15:04:18

Sorry, I just sold the last one

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2022:  18:27:51

Oh, then I’ll take apple

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/14/2022:  06:02:00

I'm out of apple also, pick something I have in stock

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/14/2022 06:04:30

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2022:  17:34:01

Caution, using a whale as a hat may cause serious injury

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2022:  06:09:39

Jogging is highly overrated

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2022:  08:20:23

My toes are extremities

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2022:  10:33:21

I wonder if nose pickers would benefit by wearing fingerpicks

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2022:  10:55:54

Let’s talk about that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2022:  13:30:22

Where were you in ‘62?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2022:  04:46:19

I’m armed with a broken heart and I’m not afraid to use it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/16/2022:  17:25:58

Awww, come on man

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2022:  18:37:06

That preacher sure is long winded

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/17/2022:  04:27:28

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Ray J, but ya doesn’t has call me Johnson

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2022:  04:38:34

We’ve taken your request under advisement

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/17/2022:  05:46:35

Check back tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2022:  09:21:58

They were