Trashbanjo - Posted - 04/11/2013:  12:54:34

it may not be your favorite song but it has alot of the same notes

mbanjo - Posted - 04/11/2013:  13:18:47

It goes without saying............................................

Pittsburghin - Posted - 04/11/2013:  13:42:44

I think 95% of this website's user base doesn't actually plays banjo, they just post about it.

Alaina - Posted - 04/11/2013:  15:15:11

What in the world would give you that idea?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/11/2013:  15:49:12

Point me to the nearest psychiatric clinic

Alaina - Posted - 04/11/2013:  15:50:55

What is the closest city?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/11/2013:  16:24:17

That one with the tall buildings and all the pretty office girls

Alaina - Posted - 04/11/2013:  16:25:15

Oh yes because that REALLY narrows it down

mbanjo - Posted - 04/12/2013:  02:13:02

Would you like another clue?

RandyZ - Posted - 04/12/2013:  07:12:17

does it come with fries?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/12/2013:  13:45:00

Parting is such sweet sorrow.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/13/2013:  05:33:35

It's raining down here and my umbrella is in the car?????????????

mbanjo - Posted - 04/13/2013:  12:46:28

The ice cream van is not too far away

TonyS - Posted - 04/13/2013:  13:55:21

Speaking of ice cream van - if I blow away the speakers on the one that plays that song Over and Over, how much time do I get?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/13/2013:  14:55:37

The day of reckoning is just around the corner, and first left at the traffic lights......

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2013:  05:35:02

There was a man that once said,,"I just don't know"

mbanjo - Posted - 04/14/2013:  15:10:04

can you hear the drums Fernando?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2013:  15:45:25

If the little hand is on 6,and the big hand is on 9,what's the
chances of a thunder storm here tonight?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/14/2013:  16:29:13

Isnt it funny how time can slip away?

TonyS - Posted - 04/14/2013:  17:24:33

A history of the blues on PBS ended with a song with the line above...I have it on TAPE...  or was that Mountain Stage , isn't it funny, I have no memory left (big blues ending)...

Now, on to serious stuff -  finger on lips= blublublulblulbllblulblulblulblulblulb

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/14/2013:  18:10:07

We are strongly urging parents to write their state's hydrogen bomb.

mbanjo - Posted - 04/14/2013:  18:41:16

Save your energy, you might need some later

Alaina - Posted - 04/15/2013:  10:38:53

Or get it from a can

RandyZ - Posted - 04/15/2013:  10:55:38

sometimes my sister kinda sorta acts like she maybe really dosnt possibly care....

Alaina - Posted - 04/15/2013:  11:07:18

quote:

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Originally posted by randyz714

 

sometimes my sister kinda sorta acts like she maybe really dosnt possibly care....

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Perhaps by chance our sisters might possible sort of be slightly related?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2013:  12:39:31

We were all going to take a boat ride on Indian River,,,then it happened

mbanjo - Posted - 04/15/2013:  13:36:02

The guns of navaronne are awfully quiet today.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2013:  15:11:59

So,,,,If you don't want the thing,throw it away

Alaina - Posted - 04/15/2013:  15:59:37

or recycle it

mbanjo - Posted - 04/15/2013:  16:44:48

Never take' No' for an answer

Alaina - Posted - 04/15/2013:  16:49:28

Unless it is one of those situations

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/15/2013:  16:55:02

Ten Cantonese lightning conductors, hanging on the spatula.

mbanjo - Posted - 04/15/2013:  17:08:42

The bagpipes have not responded to the request for silence

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2013:  02:09:31

This will be the last notice you receive concerning this matter,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 04/16/2013:  12:35:05

Not everyone can play an untuned garden hose without finger picks.

RandyZ - Posted - 04/17/2013:  07:42:55

if someone tells me i look funny....i immediately go look in the mirror~

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2013:  10:43:25

If I ever get out of this traffic jam,I'm gonna hammer this rig
down to 30 MPH and I ain't slowin down fer nothin,,,,,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 04/17/2013:  13:15:43

I am not completely crazy, only partially

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2013:  09:24:18

Well, You see how it is Judge?
So answer me Judge,,do you see how it is?

Alaina - Posted - 04/18/2013:  10:57:55

What does the mouth of a gift horse have to do with anything?

RandyZ - Posted - 04/18/2013:  11:58:39

whenever i smell sweet perfume....i almost always look for a gang of cheerleaders

Alaina - Posted - 04/18/2013:  12:01:05

Don't we all??

mbanjo - Posted - 04/18/2013:  12:13:56

The writing is on the wall

Alaina - Posted - 04/18/2013:  12:14:19

What language?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/18/2013:  12:35:07

Swedish graffiti

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2013:  12:37:20

OK,,You choose which one.

Alaina - Posted - 04/18/2013:  12:40:12

Well that's better than Icelandic gibberish!

RandyZ - Posted - 04/18/2013:  13:06:43

q- tips are only a poor to fair substitute for rowboat oars....

mbanjo - Posted - 04/18/2013:  13:36:13

Polar bears do not eat penguins.