chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2019:  05:36:15

Harry Guardino was once a border guard

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2019:  03:36:05

Caught in the crossfire again

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2019:  04:00:26

OH,NO!!,,,The fat's in the fire now!!

DC5 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  05:20:07

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes and a bone in her nose.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2019:  08:51:00

This is harder than I thought

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  09:26:27

Cool for August

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2019:  12:36:26

It's time to go home, your village wants its idiot back.

DC5 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  16:07:21

Wish I was rich enough to be eccentric

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  02:58:10

The parsnips are full of hope

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/14/2019:  03:36:47

Double hands for a smooth gavel.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  04:42:35

I'm thinking of changing my name to "Shut Up!" to save time

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2019:  08:05:32

The aglet line at the shoelace factory is down

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  09:01:44

I don't find this very reassuring at all

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 08/14/2019:  09:13:20

Dude, I’ll show you ugly!

DC5 - Posted - 08/14/2019:  12:15:16

Just grab on and hold on tight.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  14:10:46

Let my vegetables free!

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/15/2019:  03:54:20

Locked and carded.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2019:  04:06:25

Little rabbit Foo-Foo tromps through the woods

DC5 - Posted - 08/15/2019:  05:21:35

Beware the ides of August

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2019:  05:41:08

Nice tomatoes

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2019:  20:51:05

It could be 12, or even a dozen

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2019:  04:53:22

There was once this lonely brown bear and there was also
an ice cream cone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2019:  05:52:52

Let me know if you're coming or going

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2019:  10:49:36

I'm not even breathing hard.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2019:  12:32:24

Let loose the eggplant!

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2019:  13:57:16

It turns out I really just don't care.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2019:  17:47:08

There's a certain sick logic to the way you think

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2019:  03:12:51

Where is the principals office on BHO??

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2019:  03:16:38

Have you completely lost all sense of time?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2019:  04:20:17

Somebody moved my cheese and I want to thank them

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/19/2019:  03:56:09

The Romba Loyd has tasted defeat.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2019:  03:59:15

They really could be heard on the moon

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/20/2019:  12:02:11

Wind from behind Mabel.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2019:  13:07:20

When bananas go bad...

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2019:  14:42:37

. youtu.be/yL8GL5dvQAQ

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2019:  17:20:38

It must take a lot of energy to be so angry

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2019:  04:04:31

Don't get caught in Fox Hollow

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  04:48:47

That’s twice

DC5 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  05:55:14

I'm on my 10th metronome. They all speed up during the hard parts and slow down during the easy parts.

Moose_Roberts - Posted - 08/23/2019:  06:02:47

I got a new dog the other day, pretty sure he used to belong to a blacksmith. As soon as I got him inside he made a bolt for the door...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  07:10:15

I'm even

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  07:28:36

So that’s the story thus far

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  07:30:26

So the shrimp are whistling in the aquarium and the pig just flew over the barn, so now what?

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/23/2019 07:30:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  15:47:46

So there seems to be a tendency lately for people to preface all sentences with the word “so”.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  16:40:34

I like someone willing to do whatever it takes

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2019:  03:28:53

You ain't no daisy!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2019:  03:40:19

You’ve used up your sympathy allocation

DC5 - Posted - 08/24/2019:  10:59:10

It's not the same as it used to be.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2019:  11:47:06

One is too many and a hundred isn’t enough