Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/28/2014:  21:56:59

I got there today but I wanted to leave yesterday

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2014:  02:59:49

Warning, rattle less rattlesnakes are becoming more common.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2014:  03:04:27

We shall start the festival 4 days ago and end it last night.
That way the men won't have to take any time off work in
order to attend.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2014:  03:41:01

I keep 4,000 bees in a shoebox.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2014:  07:30:07

Too many tunes- not enough time

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2014:  08:42:01

Caution, men loafing around.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/29/2014:  17:21:09

Rat a tat tat...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2014:  17:51:17

We're no longer accepting applications

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/29/2014 17:52:11

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/29/2014:  20:34:15

my beans didn't bean this year

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2014:  03:14:49

This guitar amp makes more noise than that there Wabash Cannonball train does.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2014:  03:36:43

I'm not sure, but I think what you just told me to do is anatomically impossible.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2014:  04:44:09

Go forth and multiply

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2014:  04:48:49

That's not going to happen again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2014:  03:23:07

Any second now and it's going to explode!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2014:  05:42:28

I couldn't have done it, I was in jail at the time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2014:  07:10:29

I'm a citizen of the mid- Atlantic

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2014:  07:48:53

We need to refresh the elephant repellant.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2014:  04:01:38

Don't get your panties all twisted up in a knot!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2014:  05:44:24

I can't tell which end of the canoe is the front.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2014:  06:57:02

I'm blowin' this pop stand

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2014:  10:14:54

That's better than blowing the poop stand. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2014:  12:15:00

NO!! DON'T DO THAT!!! (BANG) You see,I told you no don't do that

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/01/2014:  15:39:54

Cap'n Crunch midtones and a tangy corn essence.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2014:  19:04:10

Obtuse manholes and scatalogical Nortons

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2014:  02:19:12

The end of the pencil that has the eraser,is the end opposite
of the one you write with

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2014:  05:43:06

I think it was something I ate.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2014:  06:10:26

She laughed all the way to the bank,,Then she started crying
when she found out I got there first. HA,HA,HEE,HEE,HEE

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2014:  06:19:23

Another one bites the dust.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2014:  06:48:13

We had a joint account,but she smoked it

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2014:  07:42:36

That was the cat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2014:  03:12:29

I hope this horses back is not as sore as my bottom,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2014:  17:24:17

That was a nice motorcycle ride. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2014:  02:44:36

Musicians don't need an excuse to buy something,,,just go get it.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2014:  04:49:44

Be very quiet, we're hunting rabbits.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2014:  07:02:37

Any time now,Cochise will be here,,,,,

dat - Posted - 08/04/2014:  07:52:12

humming birds are sucking the feeders dry

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2014:  08:05:46

I don't know how much longer I can pretend.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2014:  08:37:32

These gluebrass festivals wear me out

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2014:  11:10:42

A Hermit Crab has taken over my tuba.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2014:  19:17:03

I'll never get over you,so you answer the phone

MWBailey - Posted - 08/05/2014:  01:39:09

Sometimes the best thing you can do is just go ahead and attack the janitor.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2014:  03:02:36

I didn't think it would come out that loud.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/05/2014:  06:56:55

when fishing for catfish,,don't use dog food

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/05/2014:  07:05:45

What a mess behind the brass and woodwind section.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2014:  08:30:23

Coincidentally my son is having a trumpet lesson right now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2014:  09:01:16

It's a lesson not to be forgotten soon

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2014:  09:10:54

I don't like the looks of that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/05/2014:  16:35:46

Cukie,lend me your comb

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/05/2014:  17:11:53

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