banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2015:  02:35:31

They say all good things must come to an end;;;
Sssoooo,,,Let's just keep being bad.

J e f f - Posted - 07/09/2015:  15:50:07

My new deoderant makes me smell like I'm burning.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2015:  18:04:37

Thermonuclear devices are not practical for duck hunting. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2015:  11:15:41

GEE Dad,,All the other kids are doing it.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2015:  15:20:38

My dog does not but, but that's not my dog. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2015:  16:03:05

14+1=15,,,,,15-1=14 so why bother?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2015:  17:22:21

Can't wait to get home so I can do nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2015:  18:01:53

I still don't like seeing Jacoby Ellsbury in a Yankees uniform. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 07/10/2015:  20:47:19

Chimichanga! That's a fun word to say.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2015:  00:29:15

Wondrous awe slips on a banana peel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2015:  03:36:41

2 Telecasters,1 Ibanez,1 Peavey T-60,1Blueridge,1 Jazz bass
and a rooster to "chicken pick" them.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2015:  05:58:37

6:30 on a Saturday morning is a little early to be firing up that chainsaw. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2015:  07:33:36

All these public toilets should be blown up

J e f f - Posted - 07/11/2015:  08:13:34

Please wait until i"m finished doing my business.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2015:  09:46:59

That's an interesting fashion choice. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2015:  15:37:00

Why do they keep asking me the same questions?- don't they know WHO I AM?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2015:  04:23:03

I know you're in there SpongeBob.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2015:  06:05:23

Everyone knows the difference between 1 and 2,,,don't they?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/12/2015:  15:43:39

did you mean to say that

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2015:  17:58:16

Back on the farm we had cows,pigs,a few goats,and some chickens.
But for some reason,we didn't have a camel.

J e f f - Posted - 07/13/2015:  16:32:58

I blame it on the chickens.

J e f f - Posted - 07/13/2015:  18:05:21

The Ninja Chickens.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2015:  04:12:02

When I was younger,I played banjo to make a living,,,Danged near starved to death.
Then I gave the banjo to my cousin,,,and he Danged near starved to death too..

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2015:  05:19:58

The sawbones wants me to bend over and touch my toes,,,then kiss my a*s goodbye

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2015:  02:50:08

Sixth grade was the best three years of my life. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/15/2015:  04:12:44

A stumbling first step woke the prime minister.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2015:  04:44:50

If you have a car accident because the brakes failed,,,,,,,,,,,,GET THE BRAKES FIXED

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2015:  10:28:21

Keep going down this road a few miles and then take a left right after where the old barn used to be. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2015:  10:49:22

If you pass the gates of hell, you've gone too far

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2015:  11:38:59

Chuck,this By-plane that I've been flying has a set of
wings on top of the others.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2015:  12:22:12

Scotty, you need to remove one set of wings- then your flying can be a more satisfying experience- like riding a unicycle instead of a bicycle.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2015:  16:51:48

Sorry, I thought that was just going to be a belch. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2015:  19:24:52

Now that we've raised a lot of cain,,what shall we do with it?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2015:  06:06:17

They say the memory is the second thing to go as we age, I can't remember what the first one is. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2015:  07:48:37

Chickens cackle after laying an egg,,,roosters don't.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2015:  09:37:36

There's a banjo fan under every rock

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2015:  10:02:57

This 200 lb block of ice sure is heavy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2015:  18:41:22

Here, hold my beer, I'm going to try something. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2015:  21:45:36

Stand Back!...I feel a brainstorm coming on.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2015:  01:45:38

I'm going to hit a no-pitcher today

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/17/2015:  04:01:31

Kidz bop 14.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  05:12:12

And now for something really stupid. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2015:  05:24:11

HEY WAITER,,,stop that couple from leaving,,,the fat lady hasn't sang yet!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  06:19:13

I washed my dog with spot remover and now I can't find him anywhere. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2015:  08:12:38

Damn the radar traps! - Full speed ahead!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2015:  08:24:27

Square wheels,and bent axles,and what was that other thingy?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  12:23:49

Somebody ate the last piece of pizza. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2015:  12:25:59

I'm just hanging around to see what the hey is gonna happen next.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  12:32:51

You don't eat a pig like that all at once.