Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2021:  17:23:54

I find that hard to believe

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  04:48:43

I put instant coffee in the microwave and went back in time

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  05:48:49

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  06:49:35

I remain skeptical

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  07:34:57

My ship’s coming in

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  08:03:06

The turkeys are back

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  08:29:18

333, Eric the Half a Beast.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/06/2021:  10:40:56

It’s odor free

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  11:56:55

My new roof is over the top

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2021:  05:01:53

It’s a wrap!

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/07/2021 05:02:13

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2021:  05:05:42

Seldom seen, rarely missed

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2021:  09:28:25

Well, well, well. Three holes in the ground.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  04:27:10

I don’t need it, but I want it anyway

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2021:  13:43:08

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/08/2021 13:43:32

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  16:40:20

No, I don't want to share

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2021:  06:03:45

It's just that your opinion is wrong.

Ivor - Posted - 04/09/2021:  06:27:56

Things today are more like they are now than ever before.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2021:  08:23:38

I’ve been receiving daily messages from Pluto

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  03:32:15

I’ve got a rock in my sock

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2021:  04:24:18

Walk it off

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  05:22:38

Is beer a vegetable or a grain?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  09:13:23

You sure seem happy considering

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  09:21:46

The last time I was there I left

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2021:  13:07:06

All alone again

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  17:42:51

Other people’s money

5strangs - Posted - 04/10/2021:  17:44:43

It's 7:44

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2021:  12:44:54

I have 3:44PM

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2021:  12:45:23

Next post is it

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2021:  12:45:45

Palindrome - 17871

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2021:  14:16:23

Artie chokes two for a dollar at the market

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/12/2021:  07:04:33

I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed

DC5 - Posted - 04/12/2021:  11:46:12

It's colder than it was when it was warmer.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/12/2021:  17:07:24

It’s cooler than dry ice in the Yukon

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2021:  07:31:29

Mayonnaise and dryer lint

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2021:  09:16:40

For Sunday’s I’ve picked out some nice velvet shoelaces

DC5 - Posted - 04/13/2021:  09:18:14

This month Friday the 13th fell on a Tuesday.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2021:  11:40:35

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2021:  06:08:01

Does anyone have the correct time?

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2021:  06:08:12

Does anyone have the correct time?

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2021:  06:09:21

Does anyone have the correct time?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2021:  08:39:45

Sometimes things seem to repeat themselves for no reason.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2021:  09:28:28

Maybe we could re-peat the garden soil

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2021:  13:44:50

There are several reasons

DC5 - Posted - 04/15/2021:  06:40:03

That's not what the guy at the gym said.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2021:  15:06:49

Give me one good reason

DC5 - Posted - 04/16/2021:  05:41:58

A snow plow just went by.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2021:  05:44:54

Helicopters are circling overhead

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2021:  07:49:46

Take my advice

DC5 - Posted - 04/16/2021:  08:45:04

I was going to take a shower, but there weren't any left.