OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2014:  15:19:36

It's later than it looks.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2014:  03:46:22

Don't trace your family tree unless you want
more skeletons in your closet.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2014:  04:15:31

I've been barking up the wrong tree.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2014:  08:38:05

The only skeleton in my closet is poor old Uncle Mort who accidentally hung himself on a clothes tree......

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2014:  10:10:08

That reminds me of what my grandfather said just before he died.

RandyZ - Posted - 03/11/2014:  11:04:13

i once ate a worm that had an apple attached to it.....*ick*

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2014:  11:23:15

Tell them to stop, for all that's holy STOP!

MWBailey - Posted - 03/11/2014:  15:09:09

But you kin be sappy if you've a mind to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2014:  20:05:12

It was steamy in the steam room at the aquatic centre today

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2014:  04:02:09

A car caught my eye this morning.......dragged it two blocks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2014:  04:07:30

I go to bed around 11:00 each night and sure enough, before
you know it,I'm asleep??

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2014:  04:12:28

Talk about bad timing, I went to Vegas at the same time as a proctologists convention. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2014:  07:17:57

I'm asking you really nice don't do that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2014:  09:35:37

Those new choppers I'm getting better not bite back

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2014:  09:46:19

This milk is lumpy. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2014:  17:20:18

The fabulous pooch with cans.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2014:  17:52:15

Cabbage, cabbage and more cabbage. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2014:  19:41:47

Those horny coyotes better not keep me awake tonight

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/12/2014:  19:43:03

..... and I'll meet you tonight at Sam's Place

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2014:  03:10:34

You're going to need a bigger exhaust fan in the bathroom

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2014:  11:35:24

Chances are,Uhh,,probably 10 to 3

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2014:  14:05:29

These ice floes in the river are heading for a meltdown

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2014:  16:35:20

The water is boiling

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/13/2014:  17:20:25

Polly put the kettle on

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2014:  04:47:32

Here I sit, broken hearted...

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2014:  12:37:26

paid my dime and couldn't get started.           (I couldn't remember the f-word) 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2014:  12:44:03

Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/14/2014:  15:38:10

It's gettin' 'bout that time of the year for me to inspect my ball of kite string.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2014:  17:43:58

A plate full of rubber bands tastes nothing at all like pasta.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/14/2014:  19:25:39

I'm converting my microwave oven to a microwave range so I can fry bacon because I don't like baked bacon as good as fried bacon.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2014:  20:49:20

The bigger they are the harder they fall. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2014:  04:26:13

Again and again a knot of radiant burros...

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2014:  04:48:56

I must not wait,I must not linger

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2014:  05:38:54

I want to know how he did that. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/15/2014:  05:44:11

Resiliency is the key.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2014:  05:52:18

And I thought we were in B Flat major. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2014:  08:12:02

These grandkids are getting smarter than their grandpa, which isn't a stretch......

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2014:  11:07:45

I've stood all I can stand and I can't stands no more. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/15/2014:  13:15:24

Stand-up guys don't take it lying down.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2014:  14:34:03

Judgmental jaguars and nine insane koodoos.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2014:  15:24:56

I'm not drinking any more............or less!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2014:  15:52:41

Less is more....

MWBailey - Posted - 03/16/2014:  00:39:36

Would you please stop doing something constructive, and just stand there like a bump on a peanut log? Thank you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2014:  07:23:14

All of a sudden I feel wanted

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2014:  09:16:58

I can meet that job requirement

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2014:  13:31:38

The helpful donkey with nails.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/16/2014:  22:02:24

Why do they call them apartments, when they are all stuck together? Shouldn't they be called togetherments?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2014:  03:16:17

I've been thinking of Veronica Lake

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2014:  04:10:39

At odd times, fluttering wombats flutter by....