chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2018:  17:06:21

Boarder guards work at Dora’s flophouse

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  02:18:03

He doesn't have enough since to chase the fly
off of an apple pie!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  03:22:44

Kleptomaniacal eggplants

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/07/2018:  03:46:53

Strange globs of goo go bouncing.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  04:16:49

Fanatic fly fishermen with ugly flies

DC5 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  05:16:41

Order now and get a second one free. Just pay a small fee.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  05:48:50

No mon,no fun your son,,,
Too bad,so sad,your dad,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  07:45:52

A cardinal and a cowboy tangled

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  08:19:17

Hey,what'cha doin' out cheer on my limb anyhow?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  11:52:54

Fiddlesticks

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  13:01:43

Yer Dang Tootin',,and I want my share!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  13:26:27

The last time I came here I left

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  14:45:51

To walk someplace,just keep putting one foot in front
of the other.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/07/2018:  17:56:19

Hairy toothpicks

HarleyQ - Posted - 09/07/2018:  19:57:57

...its big at the little and bottom at the top

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2018:  03:09:32

Well,,she said they were firm but you know
how those cantelopes are

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/08/2018:  03:20:32

If it works for a hanging fruit, it'll work for you.

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/08/2018:  04:56:47

I am a self-taught student.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2018:  05:45:02

My shuttlecock has escaped

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2018:  11:35:39

Tune in next week when you'll hear Grandpa Jones say:
Ya'll come back now,ya hear?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2018:  12:18:53

Just slap’er into bull low and floor it

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2018:  15:47:38

Yes,wrap'er up and I'll take'er with me now.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2018:  16:15:57

Just another feather in his cap

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2018:  01:52:50

Merle never said anything to me about it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/09/2018:  04:43:39

Jobs that rotate.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2018:  05:39:43

I like shotguns that don't "kick" too bad,,,,,,,

DC5 - Posted - 09/09/2018:  08:06:19

If it was easy everyone would do it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/09/2018:  15:07:00

Falls are up lifting.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:26:47

If you don't know what you're doing,try it anyway.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:44:15

People using selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2018:  05:15:52

People who walk backwards can see where they've been

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  05:28:23

More tuba!

DC5 - Posted - 09/10/2018:  08:39:00

I've fallen, but I can get up.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  11:12:57

Deadly dog drool

DC5 - Posted - 09/10/2018:  15:27:13

And how do you know what sh!+ tastes like?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  18:02:01

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2018:  18:08:26

She’s hoping for a better past.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  18:18:09

I demand a recount

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2018:  04:52:32

Sure,We played at the High Street Lounge many times

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2018:  05:23:59

Stonehenge rocks

DC5 - Posted - 09/11/2018:  05:54:00

Ifin ita bin a horse Ida shot it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2018:  13:04:03

That’s a lot of noise for a little guy

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/11/2018 13:04:19

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2018:  15:11:39

"You bet'chum Red Ryder"

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2018:  15:52:50

Don’t confuse me with facts

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2018:  18:14:51

She’s a black hole of despair

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/11/2018:  19:43:39

Man of a blubbery flubbery.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/12/2018:  02:31:49

There are times when I feel motivated to get out and do something.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2018:  03:35:47

Mouldy figs

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:12:10

Loud mouses and a toad.