DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2020:  05:40:02

A box of chocolate and some barbed wire.

SagebrushBaron - Posted - 02/17/2020:  05:51:45

Truck wheelies.

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2020:  10:04:38

Birthday suit doesn't fit. Lousy tailor.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2020:  12:00:37

Shoelaces from China are laced with corona

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2020:  03:12:59

I’m not seeing it

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DC5 - Posted - 02/18/2020:  14:22:55

Scotch on the rocks with a whiskey chaser.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2020:  14:53:24

More mayonnaise

DC5 - Posted - 02/19/2020:  06:46:57

My mind is blank, so I'm not going to write anything here.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2020:  10:00:25

Damn dog won’t stop barking

Craigbaird1975 - Posted - 02/19/2020:  10:03:54

Damn, I'm in a tight spot!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2020:  10:05:59

Your dues are overdue

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2020:  16:42:15

Some folks rob you with a fountain pen

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2020:  02:52:37

High winds may have played a role

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2020:  02:56:25

Double trouble has left the can.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2020:  03:08:23

We’re not sure how it started

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2020:  05:55:18

I'm not doing it until Simon says.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2020:  09:45:48

Don’t beat a dead horse

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2020:  11:10:41

There's something to be said for that

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2020:  16:27:14

Rubber bands are plowing the store

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2020:  02:58:41

In India I discovered

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/21/2020:  04:00:43

Jackamo hasn't felt the pears for money in 10 days.

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 02/21/2020:  04:24:31

Shaving fish with a dull doorknob

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2020:  04:28:51

Plowing fertile ground

DC5 - Posted - 02/21/2020:  07:10:18

After cutting the tree down, I cut it up.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2020:  10:06:29

That’s not what I would call it

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2020:  11:20:13

Some glad morning I’ll fly away

DC5 - Posted - 02/21/2020:  12:18:00

Why is there only one Friday in a week?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2020:  13:04:44

I've never actually met her in person

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/21/2020:  15:14:20

I have never been to prison but sometimes my thoughts could be considered criminal

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/21/2020:  17:27:00

Step aside by 1/2 tons for a winner.

grandpafive - Posted - 02/21/2020:  18:56:25

The goat hasn't come back either

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/21/2020:  19:55:28

Blasphemy!

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/22/2020:  01:56:26

Have you ever looked at a sandwich

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2020:  03:33:43

Lust in my heart

DC5 - Posted - 02/22/2020:  06:31:59

I didn't say when.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2020:  09:59:53

Blatherskites one and all

DC5 - Posted - 02/22/2020:  10:22:17

I changed my mind.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/22/2020:  13:22:09

lazy boy recliners stereotype.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2020:  13:31:25

Cal-Mag is useless

DC5 - Posted - 02/22/2020:  14:08:11

Haggis tastes better than it sounds.

grandpafive - Posted - 02/22/2020:  14:15:10

Oh no it doesn't.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/22/2020:  15:38:01

Laying awake at night contemplating the overthrow of the world

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2020:  18:16:16

Little by little

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/22/2020:  19:45:11

If con is the opposite of pro wouldn’t the word for positive talk be proversation?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2020:  04:51:38

It’s not all the same to me

DC5 - Posted - 02/23/2020:  06:35:52

Don't you think quintuplets all look alike?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2020:  12:34:30

Better out than in I always say

5B-Ranch - Posted - 02/23/2020:  13:32:06

Ignoring an incoming call while posting on the HangOut is soooo
Gratifying

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2020:  14:55:01

It’s not what you think