OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  09:37:10

Sounds like you must have been one of the drivers that worked for me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2014:  09:52:49

Sometimes you turn down a wide street and it suddenly gets real narrow with no chance to turn around-  another day in paradise....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  11:10:52

Once I drove several miles down a twisting, two lane road and came upon a sign that said "Warning low clearance ahead 10' 6".

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2014:  11:16:22

Me too, somewhere in MA, I remember- luckily a cop came along and stopped traffic for me while I turned around in a laneway

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  11:30:16

Funny, mine was in Massachusetts as well. I could see the place I was going on the other side of the bridge.

I had a driver making a delivery in Baltimore once. He got to a T intersection at the end of a street and there was a little sports car illegally parked on the corner so he couldn't make the turn. Traffic backed up behind him until the police arrived and the cop ordered him to drag the trailer wheels over the car. The driver called me from down the road (before cell phones) to tell me he had just squished a Triumph Spitfire. I never heard a thing after that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2014:  11:55:07

That Triumph was probably owned by that cop's ex-wife.         ohoh , we're being spied on for hijacking this game

RandyZ - Posted - 02/03/2014:  12:56:58

aight you guys!!! lets pull it over here.....oh, you are in such BIG trouble~

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  14:05:11

I need to be punished. Where's Roxsanne when we need her?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2014:  16:09:41

I sure wish I was a better person,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  16:17:18

I gave up that battle long ago.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2014:  18:29:28

I was once married to a battleaxe

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2014:  20:13:57

was that better than a human female

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2014:  02:52:06

I just want to say that Hell's my wife's hometown.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2014:  04:06:10

My hometown is somewhere,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2014:  04:56:13

Amazing coincidence! Mine is too!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2014:  07:58:48

Some folks are related without knowing it

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2014:  08:27:03

OH NO!! You mean we're all Obama"s cousins?!!!

dat - Posted - 02/04/2014:  08:53:23

Mr Bailey, you just scared 10 years off my life  ,   but I've caught my breath now

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2014:  10:06:07

Thank heavens, I thought we were going to have to do the Heimlich maneuver. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2014:  11:16:40

Heinrich Heimlich tried his maneuvers on passing pedestrians

dat - Posted - 02/04/2014:  11:35:13

works every time

youtube.com/watch?v=2xg7zwT2gQk

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2014:  11:59:43

Good one. I've told the joke many times but never seen it acted out before.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2014:  13:44:51

All the birds in Florida have feathers

dat - Posted - 02/04/2014:  14:29:50

and they know how to talk to a little baby goat

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2014:  14:52:32

It's OK to stop doing the dead man's float.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2014:  16:49:13

If you ever come looking for me,,my house is right next door
to my neighbors

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2014:  17:26:32

To get there you need to turn left just before where that barn used to be. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2014:  18:25:12

my neighbours are traitors, I mean ( horse) traders

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2014:  19:03:22

Three shovels and two rakes don't make a horse saddle

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  02:03:15

Those snowflakes all look the same to me.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2014:  03:47:56

Have you ever,I mean,Have you ever

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  03:48:21

There sure are a lot of them though.

dat - Posted - 02/05/2014:  06:34:50

our snowflakes are still trying to learn how to get cold enough to not splatter when they hit

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  06:44:02

Careful what you wish for. I may have to do the driveway two or three times.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2014:  06:54:11

people parking on driveways should have heaters for their blockheads

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  07:45:42

I have a Shovel Head but it's not much use in the snow.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2014:  10:08:02

I had a shovel head once but it caught fire with my cousin

and that turned it into a "rake"

Edited by - banjoscotty on 02/05/2014 10:08:29

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  10:52:46

There's a moral to that story.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2014:  13:32:57

or a storal to the mory

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  14:07:36

That was fretty punny

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2014:  14:21:18

there's thots of lose in de thictionary

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2014:  16:05:25

It's rite quimarkable

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2014:  19:49:40

I'm foing gishing in mhe torning

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2014:  20:48:31

Yope hou shatch a cark

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  02:03:00

That weather reporter sure in cute. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2014:  04:02:47

A electronic shampoo bottle.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2014:  04:44:56

Yes,he is a friend of mine.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  04:49:42

I wonder if it's too early in the season for that little chiffon number.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2014:  06:54:59

don't do that ,,please