OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  11:48:11

My father said I made an excellent bad example.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2016:  05:54:23

I'm gonna sing "happy birthday"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  02:51:48

You're not going to like this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2016:  13:01:11

Dang!! Everywhere I go ,,I'm there

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2016:  14:41:40

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2016:  15:16:11

They oughtta name a drink after you

dat - Posted - 05/26/2016:  15:17:28

I've been pretty gassy this afternoon

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  02:54:03

That was not as much fun as I thought it would be. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2016:  03:50:40

Well,this is how it was that foggy night down by the river..Me and her was----------------------------
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--------------And that's the truth Sheriff.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  05:01:33

Nobody ever lost a cent betting against the intelligence of the American public.

dat - Posted - 05/27/2016:  08:07:37

people demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use

Soren Kierkgaard

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2016:  08:46:06

Democracy is the worst system...., except for all the others

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2016:  09:51:15

The upside of anything is always the opposite of the downside

dat - Posted - 05/27/2016:  09:58:55

an upside down pineapple cake is right side up when it isn't right side up

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  10:37:31

I don't have pet peeves, I have entire kennels of irritation.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2016:  12:42:30

Some sharks or penguins will be wearing Cup rings

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2016:  14:45:48

That recliner sure looks lonely.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2016:  07:21:01

My guitar strings are 16 months old,,,should I put new ones on soon?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2016:  08:22:43

Maybe you shouldn't have hit him so hard. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2016:  12:16:27

The only time I ever do that is when I'm by myself
or with someone.

J e f f - Posted - 05/28/2016:  13:30:07

What he said.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2016:  14:09:14

The only other thing I know to do is "JUMP"..

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/28/2016:  14:50:25

Rapidiously seize functional channels.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2016:  19:14:12

"Did I say something wrong?", I asked with a halfway grin

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2016:  03:47:24

Never trust an enemy,,they may not like you..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  03:19:07

Shark attacks are relatively rare in the Mojave Desert. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2016:  04:27:00

Energetically syndicate seamless technologies...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2016:  04:39:30

Impress your friends with a homemade spacecraft. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/30/2016 04:39:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2016:  12:40:25

No bub, this here ain't coffee- it's flavo(u)red hot water injected with high octane synthetic caffeine, so get your sorry-lookin' carcass in that driver's seat and ball the jack!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2016:  14:04:39

I got in the pool today and the water was wetter than usual

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  03:29:33

I've changed my mind and decided to stick with the original plan 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2016:  08:41:30

don't know if I'll be here or there in the future

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  10:42:58

The wind's gonna come and blow my blues right away.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2016:  14:04:08

Every arrow that's shot into the air does not come down.
Some of mine stayed in the tree tops.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2016:  14:30:18

Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2016:  16:25:23

Is 13 times a year also a bakers dozen?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2016:  18:47:47

We have to get all our ducks on the same page

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:30:18

I have to hand it to you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:35:01

Clear the runway,,,,,here comes Ziggy

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  03:44:54

I'm here as an undercover human being. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2016:  05:19:49

Don't waste your money on that stuff!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2016:  14:38:47

Too late yet again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2016:  17:52:05

My Bonnie lies over the bar

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2016:  03:12:02

I painted the town red and the residents were not amused. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2016:  12:42:49

From now on all my friends are gonna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,pay their own way!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2016:  18:45:51

His pappy was a pistol, he's a son of a gun

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2016:  04:06:08

Well anyway it's still two for one

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2016:  07:07:08

I'm quite proud of my position as the village idiot.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2016:  09:06:08

Hey!! The carnival is coming to town..All the weird O's had better hide!!!