OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  03:10:15

The question is confusing

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2019:  03:48:29

Jump? Are you crazy? That's a long way down!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  05:10:27

You need to dig a bigger hole

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2019:  08:05:00

It takes a long time to grow young

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2019:  10:42:22

Let's just say the carrots are really avocados

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2019:  14:48:10

500GB was never realized as tie clip.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2019:  03:27:23

Announcing the latest in bathroom fashion

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2019:  04:07:30

Flying has been down right landing pad.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2019:  06:48:36

Yes, that was my tongue in your ear.

J e f f - Posted - 06/13/2019:  20:17:47

The cheese turds are delicious.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:23:35

That’s a bit excessive

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:32:49

and the 47 oranges meant nothing,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:46:02

That way approaches at high velocity!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  07:22:59

When they said finger lickin' good, I didn't know they meant other peoples' fingers

grandpafive - Posted - 06/14/2019:  07:37:48

there used to be one on the wall over there

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  09:53:43

turn right just past where the old barn used to be

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2019:  04:51:37

Well I do declare,,there's water in this lake,humm?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  05:59:01

Eating an ear of corn sideways

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2019:  02:48:54

Too long a stick is omni-present, much like candy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2019:  03:43:43

Just take 10 or 12 years to think it over,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2019:  03:18:45

Your toupee is slipping

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2019:  03:57:19

Run along now,,there's nothing to see here!!

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/18/2019:  09:07:27

Hey man, get outta my microwave

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2019:  09:25:20

Just a deck of cards and a jug of wine

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/18/2019 09:25:38

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2019:  11:29:26

Bring your passport

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2019:  04:06:09

when I say run,dammit,run

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2019:  06:21:25

And a woman’s lies make a life like mine

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2019:  08:41:19

In fact I can lick my elbow

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/19/2019:  10:42:41

...it's big at the little and bottom at the top!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2019:  12:10:29

If you get your figs out of my face, maybe I could catch a breeze

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2019:  21:23:09

You’ll never walk on water if you don’t get out of the boat

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2019:  03:32:24

Jimmy, you can stop doing the dead man’s float now......

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2019:  04:08:22

coffee grinders and brass door knobs = mystery

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2019:  05:43:43

Just try to stop

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2019:  11:25:29

They’re predicting weather all day tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2019:  11:36:25

She won't even do that on my birthday!

DC5 - Posted - 06/21/2019:  12:17:08

I have nothing to say at this time.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2019:  15:19:58

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2019:  15:31:42

Take a letter Maria

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2019:  18:17:32

Stamp collectors beware

DC5 - Posted - 06/22/2019:  05:24:40

I had nothing to do with any of this.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2019:  10:07:03

I think it used to be a toad

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2019:  12:45:15

My new Velcro-strapped sneakers have left me shoelace-less.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2019:  16:13:31

Stop stringing me along

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/22/2019:  17:16:39

Clean underpants are strong.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2019:  17:18:42

And the crowd goes wild

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2019:  04:48:29

WHAT? That don't make no never mind!

DC5 - Posted - 06/23/2019:  05:11:48

It's nothing that a lot of bourbon won't fix.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2019:  03:08:38

I wonder how many sea shells she actually sells at the sea shore