OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2018:  08:19:30

Let the naps begin!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2018:  09:08:56

I’m having an issue

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2018:  10:04:39

I can't un-see that.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/04/2018:  17:52:50

Fingers and no hardware for forts.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2018:  04:09:57

My do it yourself spinal surgery isn’t going well

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2018:  04:26:58

480 years ago I wouldn't have done that

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2018:  05:42:55

Warning, contents under pressure

DC5 - Posted - 10/05/2018:  07:11:33

I sure don't want whatever she has.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2018:  03:12:27

If you start the car,put it in reverse gear,back out the driveway,put it in drive gear,
put your foot on gas pedal,steer it while going down the road,,,HEY,,,You're driving..

DC5 - Posted - 10/06/2018:  07:13:57

Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2018:  07:52:33

Here’s your eyeball

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2018:  08:23:41

My eyelid is ticking

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2018:  17:01:49

Another defective podium

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/06/2018:  18:20:35

Mental toughness for 7 1/2.

DC5 - Posted - 10/07/2018:  03:43:09

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2018:  04:44:00

Try not to tick to loud.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/07/2018:  05:24:49

Jump jump, why not for free.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  07:19:16

When they told you to let it all hang out, that wasn't what they meant

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2018:  08:17:10

I went for broke and it happened

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2018:  08:20:17

My spare is only flat in the trunk

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  13:36:02

Lady Gaga is calling for you

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/08/2018:  15:02:15

Jimmy chonga for rent with a biscuit.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2018:  15:03:25

If the fit wears, shoe it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  19:20:58

Throw him out of the bar

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2018:  03:38:43

Singing hats are rolling, rolling, rolling...

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2018:  04:25:27

I’ll pass on the steamed garden slugs

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2018:  04:52:34

OH!! NO!!,,This is not a garden party

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2018:  09:55:04

Sorry kids, I’ve had to sell the lot of you for medical experimentation

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2018:  14:22:25

The pointed comment was washed away in time.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  03:37:57

Now is the time

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/10/2018:  05:28:21

Hinged beyond further ado.

the-fish - Posted - 10/10/2018:  07:41:31

my get up and go, got up and went

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  08:22:21

I need you to take a test for me

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2018:  11:20:10

What do you mean grab here?

stringbender45 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  11:26:25

Why are blueberry's not blue?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  11:49:16

The last shoelace I broke resulted in loud expletives in church

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/10/2018:  12:44:58

Batting down apples for Jimmy Do.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  15:14:07

I reject your reality

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2018:  18:44:18

The way I see it is,,,,,,,,,,with my eyes

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  20:43:18

He parked on the Garden State Parkway

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  03:40:36

If you can’t join them, beat them.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/11/2018:  05:20:24

Jimmy crack corn.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  06:18:59

When I nod my head, hit it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2018:  06:39:37

Never once did I think it would not work,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  10:31:39

If I had another shovel I would hit you with it

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/11/2018:  13:12:27

Two left feet and a hat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2018:  15:42:21

I recon there'll be another time

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2018:  16:52:12

Those are magic mountains

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  18:04:38

You've been replaced by a Chia Pet