OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2020:  12:05:21

Cover that cough

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/08/2020:  13:54:20

One size fits all

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2020:  14:57:31

I could walk across the border but then what?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/08/2020:  16:23:45

I’ll bet that hurt when you had it removed

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2020:  03:23:50

Dang, I thought that was going to be a fart

DC5 - Posted - 11/09/2020:  05:55:14

I used to be a bad speller, but now with spell correction I'm a bad typist.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2020:  06:46:03

The hand of kindness

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2020:  07:28:39

Today is just another day

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/09/2020:  10:01:58

I used to couldn’t spell collage graduate, now I are one

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2020:  03:52:20

The onions and shallots are fighting again

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/11/2020:  12:43:40

Leave a note

djenks - Posted - 11/11/2020:  12:49:36

Somebody was talking about Mescal.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/11/2020:  17:47:52

Hose & quiver you are a friend of mine. I would like to drink you with a little salt and lime.

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/11/2020 17:48:24

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2020:  03:18:50

You’d better get the toilet plunger

DC5 - Posted - 11/12/2020:  07:15:36

I have a cotton allergy, and I can't get the pills for it out of the bottle.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/12/2020:  08:26:05

Ok, take it one more time from the top

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2020:  12:31:31

Here, have a few breath mints

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2020:  12:56:11

Hiding out is futile

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2020:  16:05:00

I bought the old blacksmith shop

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/12/2020:  16:44:40

Check out the hardware on that!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2020:  17:27:39

That’s not his natural skin tone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/12/2020:  18:46:17

If at first you don’t fricasée, fry, fry, a hen

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2020:  03:05:05

You can lead a whore to culture but you can’t make her like flowers

DC5 - Posted - 11/13/2020:  06:04:44

Where are the white women at?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2020:  06:33:51

I told you I was sick

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/13/2020:  10:44:51

It’s preferable to be partially insane in order to keep from going completely crazy

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2020:  12:51:44

Likely not

DC5 - Posted - 11/14/2020:  06:30:54

The next one doesn't come until 2:00.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2020:  11:24:17

Don’t worry, it’ll grow back

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2020:  03:48:06

That’s not my dog

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/16/2020:  04:59:34

I might as well do it myself

DC5 - Posted - 11/16/2020:  05:41:27

This is not going to be easy to explain.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2020:  12:02:22

Those French have a different word for everything

DC5 - Posted - 11/17/2020:  07:12:10

I'm not cleaning that up.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/17/2020:  09:13:58

I cut this board three times and it’s still too short

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2020:  13:48:15

Out on a limb again

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2020:  03:55:59

Flinging out the blueberry socks.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/18/2020:  05:24:18

Turn up the car radio and you won’t hear the rattle

DC5 - Posted - 11/18/2020:  07:25:35

Don't make me ask you again.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2020:  10:59:40

Smile for the security camera

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/18/2020:  15:00:02

If you knock off 20% I’ll double my order.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2020:  17:32:04

Don’t make me mask you again

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2020:  03:12:36

Flush twice, it’s a long way to the kitchen

DC5 - Posted - 11/19/2020:  06:58:28

I often wonder what happened to all the people who've asked me for directions.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/19/2020:  15:18:05

I haven’t seen you since last time!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2020:  15:24:46

Never buy boots for ‘56 Lincolns

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2020:  03:15:06

I’ll have what she’s having

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2020:  04:22:09

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose.

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2020:  06:46:58

My mother didn't raise no fools, and if she did it was my brother.