DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2020:  05:47:44

It wasn't us that went boom and bust.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2020:  07:28:03

Never trust a parrot with your vocabulary

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  12:25:14

There was a time when I had the time for things like this

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2020:  06:14:36

If I walked into a liquor store wearing a mask 4 months ago they would have shot me.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2020:  13:51:10

Fire up the grill

Mountain Dew - Posted - 05/07/2020:  16:24:10

frontal lobotomy or bottle in front of me?

bjaym55 - Posted - 05/07/2020:  16:26:42

learning calculus sucks

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  03:36:11

I'm not likely to try that again

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  08:31:43

I’ll have two of what you took

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  09:21:10

Let's give him the old heave ho

DC5 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  12:39:49

Imagine the kindergarten kids names 5 years from now.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:08:58

Huffing the hoof.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:23:21

Huge snowflakes are spreading alarm

DC5 - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:46:43

If you spray your mask with alcohol, wait several minutes before putting it on.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  06:36:17

The camera adds 10 pounds

DC5 - Posted - 05/09/2020:  13:38:52

Not sure you can do that from 6 feet away.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2020:  15:16:23

I’ve got 14 aglets but only 6 shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  18:00:39

That sounds worse than you think

DC5 - Posted - 05/10/2020:  05:23:48

When it returns to normal, will we recognize it?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2020:  09:49:11

Zip a dee do dah my Aunt Fanny

DC5 - Posted - 05/11/2020:  05:53:45

Just another day in paradise.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2020:  08:36:30

I could die breathless

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2020:  12:08:18

Here, hold this

DC5 - Posted - 05/12/2020:  08:27:27

It's more like a burning sensation.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2020:  09:39:50

Another item to return

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2020:  14:00:48

Only 207 shopping days left til Christmas

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/12/2020:  14:03:44

IF IT IS IT WAS, AND IF IT WAS IT IS. IS.IS

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2020:  03:33:25

Let the vegetable free!

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2020:  05:09:09

Did we forget anything?

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/13/2020:  05:30:58

If bread is food for the soul what is butter.
And all that.

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/13/2020:  05:32:00

A man of your time of day ,should be in bed with a nurse.

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/13/2020:  05:33:39

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2020:  09:00:45

The hoarding of shoelaces will trip up transgressors

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2020:  09:25:51

Serendipity is raising hell with my serenity

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/13/2020:  16:13:43

A plate for lard going down hill.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2020:  03:22:59

Struggling with directions in Little Italy

DC5 - Posted - 05/14/2020:  06:37:02

I bought Molasses yesterday, but don't remember why.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2020:  06:42:51

I'd ask you to stop but you can't

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2020:  14:23:54

This covid hiding out thing has me to the point of trimming my toe nails.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2020:  15:32:11

I've been playing that for the past five years!

DC5 - Posted - 05/15/2020:  06:28:04

The weekly poker game has become the weekly solitaire game.

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/15/2020:  07:48:21

I have finally decided that I could indeed post most anything on my mind in this room. Now what was I thinking about?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2020:  09:09:52

These moccasins are ridiculed by the First Nations peoples

ChunoTheDog - Posted - 05/15/2020:  09:14:14

so, like, skunks are the king of the animal kingdom because who in their right mind would mess with one of those, right?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2020:  12:42:28

Pistachio heaven

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/17/2020:  05:17:50

Chunks for mossy tree seats.

DC5 - Posted - 05/17/2020:  06:45:27

I'm wearing camouflage pants so no one can see my legs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2020:  09:09:25

My barber has a short fuse

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2020:  15:36:19

The firefighters will do the heavy lifting