chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2016:  08:06:51

My naps are overlapping into each other

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2016:  12:21:10

No, I won't drive you in and come get you later. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2016:  14:47:52

There are two more options but I forgot what they are

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2016:  15:55:09

Everybody forgets how to drive in snow

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2016:  16:36:35

That was not as much fun as it looked on the commercial. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2016:  04:39:06

The 38 special,9mm, .380,and .357 are actually all .357 in diameter.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2016:  06:39:22

Sorry, you don't measure up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2016:  07:24:19

Wait til March,,then we'll fly a kite

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2016:  07:48:09

You're going to feel more than a small pinch, closer to what it's like to be hit by a freight train.

Forrest - Posted - 12/05/2016:  08:13:20

Meh.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2016:  10:22:39

I just filed my teeth to points.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/05/2016:  18:47:55

I just cannot,will not, and refuse to do it!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2016:  02:38:31

I'm not lost, I'm wandering. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2016:  08:14:38

How will I know when to start?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2016:  08:39:45

Shoelaces are redundant

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2016:  12:42:52

I've been told to close my amateur gynecology practice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2016:  15:37:08

If 7 is up,what is down?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  04:18:09

If I have to explain, you would just be more confused. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2016:  04:53:48

Just finished cataract surgery---can't see a thing

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2016:  06:10:51

How can you type then? Hope you're ok, Scotty.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2016:  07:03:58

Was just kidding Chuck,,,I'm doing great.Thanks for asking

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2016:  10:40:42

Did you get the variable lenses?

Forrest - Posted - 12/11/2016:  09:00:48

I know which side my bread is buttered on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2016:  09:13:27

I'll have whisky toast

Forrest - Posted - 12/11/2016:  13:30:37

Whisky before breakfast?  Sure, why not!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2016:  13:42:13

Yuck,,Yuck,and YUCK-a-Ruey

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/11/2016:  13:43:34

I have come to the conclusion that my 15 minutes of fame came about 30 minutes too late! WaaaH!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2016:  19:31:00

I'll be a legend in my mind

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  03:45:09

And that's all she wrote. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  05:21:04

 Goodbye Columbus,,hello Eric the Red

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  07:31:06

It burns!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:41:59

Old Ted sure was a good cowboy.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  10:58:00

Your discretion is appreciated.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2016:  13:13:54

I won't have you being confused so stop reading what I write.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2016:  14:08:35

I need to start playing on my left knee again - my shoulder's achin' (not Claude) ,and throbbing

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2016:  17:59:59

I didn't want the fish to smell like that. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:14:28

Can we start this game all over?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:16:48

Is it not going in the direction you would like it to go?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  04:47:58

We've hit rock bottom and are digging furiously.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  11:59:47

The 32nd day of each month are the days I like most of all

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2016:  13:07:57

I think I'll nap til Christmas

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2016:  14:09:21

This is my palindromic 62226 post.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2016:  14:45:34

Well,yeah,hey that's cool,,uuh,no problem I'm ok with it,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2016:  02:50:40

I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2016:  04:28:01

There is something on my mind that I've been wanting to tell you Carla.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2016:  05:04:10

I can't help it if I'm still chasing bainrows

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2016:  05:30:26

Flippery, flubbery and deliberate obfuscation.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2016:  07:51:45

Well,,anything in addition to that you have to do yourself.

Forrest - Posted - 12/14/2016:  11:43:44

Honey glazed cinnamon carrots are pretty good.