OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2016:  07:41:45

So now we're equally screwed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2016:  09:43:27

Murphy's law,2 chickens,a Farmall tractor, and a Fender guitar should do it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2016:  10:16:03

Can't wait for the cat to come back

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  04:48:24

It took me three hours to bury my cat - it kept squirming around and trying to get out of the hole.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2016:  08:38:12

When in doubt,,,,shoot him again!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2016:  10:45:25

Nine lives are not easy to snuff out

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  11:38:21

I like cats. They taste like chicken.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2016:  17:31:13

The main reason I eat is to stay alive

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2016:  17:58:27

I wonder why he thought that was going to work. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2016:  22:30:33

Yeah well, just don't expect too much from me - I'm on a slow down protest

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2016:  02:32:15

I guess I should put my shirt tail in........

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  03:17:09

I love hard work, I could watch it for hours. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  06:48:45

I'm ramping up for another 8 months

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  13:25:49

Lots of people make the wrong mistake 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  14:49:24

There are right mistakes in some people's minds

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  15:35:53

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  16:47:46

I missed steak dinner last Saturday.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  17:26:56

You really don't want to know. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  19:50:00

Just relax, roam wasn't built in a day

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2016:  11:44:07

I just want to say that hell's my wife's hometown. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2016:  15:02:21

My uncle used to love me but she died

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2016:  04:56:32

I can't find my aluminum foil helmet. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2016:  17:35:59

Poles in Wisconsin love Les Paul

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2016:  03:36:44

This property has been condemned. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2016:  06:41:34

No one gets out of here alive

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2016:  13:41:27

I'm thinking of starting over from the beginning. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2016:  18:00:06

The addictive turntable grabbed a restrictive opus.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 04/08/2016 18:00:23

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2016:  18:42:38

Curse you Red Baron!

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/10/2016:  11:34:20

The incredible, edible barbed wire.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2016:  13:17:16

E-logs are ridiculous

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2016:  15:17:54

I plead the 5th. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2016:  06:31:31

Why did I ever quit barber school....?

J e f f - Posted - 04/11/2016:  17:40:17

Your barn door is open.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2016:  03:36:16

Witnesses disagreed on what started the altercation. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2016:  16:38:55

A cranky old lady sat down once more.

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/12/2016:  18:42:33

What? I didnt finish last?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2016:  20:40:23

Last time I was here I left

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2016:  03:27:36

Never try, never fail. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2016:  22:18:13

Here - hold my beer,, I'll show you how to wire this fusebox

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2016:  03:30:58

I can't find my dirigible 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2016:  14:55:08

I parked in a no loading zone but they loaded it up anyway.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:21:42

But officer, I was only going one way. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:46:39

I bought a suit with 2 pair pants..,Then I burned a hole in the coat

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2016:  06:05:32

My socks are holey

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2016:  09:06:12

Never go fishing where there are no fish..

J e f f - Posted - 04/15/2016:  18:10:06

Where is the dang duck?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2016:  19:33:28

Duck!, that puck's coming our way!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2016:  06:08:27

fingers toes ears nose and rubber bands

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2016:  13:25:01

This is not the time to make a rhyme.