banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2018:  04:30:47

They think they have a monopoly on this

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  07:06:07

Your toilet paper to grocery ratio is a little on the high side

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2018:  15:46:05

Yogurt has plenty of toes.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  18:06:25

Dancing with the lowlife

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2018:  03:40:09

863,000 miles to go and I'll be half way home

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  06:20:47

All my hopes are shattered

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/27/2018:  15:03:53

Hankies for slummings.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  17:45:42

Someone’s going to pay for this

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:07:49

The guy said the girl wasn't real and I better get the "pffft" on my way

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:20:58

Has anyone seen my air pump?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2018:  04:32:53

It's ok if you go away mad

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  05:25:45

I misplaced my T. Rex skull.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2018:  05:56:04

I believe I’ll have another beer

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/28/2018:  11:02:05

A setback of the heart is like a summer breeze.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2018:  03:36:47

never draw pictures on public restroom walls

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  04:03:39

Have a biscuit with painted shoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  06:16:37

You’ll never get away with that

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  07:28:11

I've never met a shoelace I didn't like

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  10:25:45

That was 50 minutes of utter chaos

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2018:  13:25:52

Do Not bring anymore of those puppies home

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  15:15:17

Digging for hats of plenty.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  18:02:39

You look like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  02:24:19

Curly Bill drew his gun first

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  02:56:49

A stumbling first step gambles with lives, happiness, and even destiny itself!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  03:43:53

Chicken lip soup

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  04:16:04

where in the world did I put my what'cha-ma-call-it

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  07:55:30

I heard the elderberry wine

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  08:49:01

Amen,,,a woman and a children too

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  13:42:36

That was pretty funny but I'm not sure why

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  18:21:13

Lifting an elephant with my finger.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  05:51:33

Cellular secretions

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  07:08:25

Homey is the coolest.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  09:03:07

Just add oil until it overflows

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  10:33:45

just straddle across a ditch and change the oil

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  11:14:48

There must be a hundred fricking leaf blowers going outside

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  17:06:15

Running from the strawberry jams.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  17:56:24

There's only one solution - a new aglet .

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  20:40:24

Time for a spanking

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2018:  03:36:40

Hard drives like to eat peanut butter cake.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2018:  05:23:37

Now I can get airborne

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2018:  08:33:16

And don't let anyone see you

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2018:  18:27:40

We need a taller fence

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2018:  05:21:46

Don't look at me...I can't walk on water,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2018:  09:00:00

I've never seen anyone eat so many donuts

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2018:  14:45:22

As the curly fries go...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2018:  04:38:10

Snowball fight!

DC5 - Posted - 12/04/2018:  13:30:03

The Lizard Cam (as seen on TV) can be used for do it yourself colonoscopies.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/04/2018:  14:49:51

Skinny legs and a cup of extra large flies.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2018:  15:32:55

I wish I was a girlie just like my dear Papa