OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2014:  11:09:34

Yard sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RandyZ - Posted - 02/27/2014:  12:11:32

Ive never had caviar....but it looks like someone already threw it up.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2014:  12:28:31

Roe, roe, roe your boat....

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2014:  12:42:51

If I want sturgeon eggs I'll rattle a Russian's chain

RandyZ - Posted - 02/27/2014:  13:09:02

GOT MILT?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/27/2014:  13:47:51

Well my goodness gracious,  I spawn, child.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2014:  13:55:34

When in doubt,,well,uahh,ok,do it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2014:  18:05:44

When you do it, do it with gusto

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2014:  02:50:46

grab a root and grawl

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  02:58:55

No, that wasn't me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2014:  05:53:27

Get set,,it's really bad

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/28/2014:  05:59:10

I'm looking for a ticket that says admit two.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  06:34:57

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2014:  08:36:47

So,,go get it right now!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  09:07:35

All we ask is that you have it your way.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2014:  11:38:50

I didn't like my first meeting with bigfoot!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  11:50:16

If they don't quiet down, I'm going up there myself.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/28/2014:  12:06:09

they should make the hole on an acoustic guitar bigger so's you can easily get your hand in there....say like if a banana or something fell in it.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/28/2014:  12:11:25

My car drives funny, maybe one of my hubcaps is out of balance.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2014:  12:16:16

It's so cold here that it'll freeze the n&@ts off a brass monkey

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  13:07:25

So far I've worked here a year and nobody has noticed.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2014:  15:46:38

I like to fly under the radar

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  16:19:17

The dog is not begging, he's just upset that you're eating out of his dish.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/28/2014:  17:59:26

snow snow snow it's time for spring

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2014:  18:05:49

We've taken down the garlic wreath. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  00:00:26

And for the rest of the day, I remained "stoopid"

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2014:  03:20:11

When in doubt,,stay that way.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  03:40:43

That kid. Is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2014:  05:59:07

I'm a good pet,,that's about all!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  06:35:30

I sure hope that what happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  11:54:15

Guess I shouldn't have walked out of the aquatic centre with wet hair at 15 below...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  12:02:24

Seven artichokes run amok in suburban shopping mall. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  12:18:04

Seven is a lucky number, except when it comes to amok artichokes

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  12:29:14

A local fellow named Arthur Jones strangled two women and stole their purses behind the Market Basket.  It turned out they only had $2.99 between them. Then headlines read "Artie Chokes 2 for $2.99 at the grocery store"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  12:36:47

Must've been jonesing for some cheap meth

TonyS - Posted - 03/01/2014:  12:53:27

See- I stay away for a bit and nothing changes! OK - we got a little older.
Enough philosophy - anyone got vodka? How about some cheese? I think I'm out of toilet paper which is about to become a BIG problem...

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/01/2014:  13:10:44

You said it right John. Yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  13:55:01

Send more women....and a lawyer. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  14:44:02

Sunshine on the snow makes it melt...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  16:55:36

We've come to a decision.

kcjc69 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  17:47:58

A turd by any other name is still smelly.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2014:  17:57:13

Stop making fun of my hobbies. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:23:25

Fun is a relative term

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2014:  19:26:35

Snow is cold,sunshine is hot,rain is wet,stay inside

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2014:  03:47:53

The big yellow one is the sun!!!

kcjc69 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  06:57:59

Got to be one in every crowd!

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2014:  08:43:50

I save more money when I don't buy anything at those big sales.

TonyS - Posted - 03/02/2014:  09:36:29

Why was I at the bar on a nice summer day? My doctor said stay indoors and drink plenty of liquids!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2014:  11:16:59

The library was too quiet so I brought my fiddle along