ErikH - Posted - 01/20/2013:  14:28:29

I think the bologna in my shoes needs to be replaced.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/20/2013:  15:04:51

The merry wheel returns.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2013:  17:31:07

A vinegar-sprinkler.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/20/2013:  18:03:57

A curse puzzles the beholder

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2013:  03:58:39

Whoever said laughter was the best medicine, clearly had never tasted Scotch.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/21/2013:  05:12:19

fluff-covered Hong Kong Phooey.

ErikH - Posted - 01/21/2013:  06:22:45

How much for the one without so much rat in it?

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  08:40:30

Money fixes everything

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  11:56:40

Two doors are better than a front gate

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:13:25

Two heads are better than three feet

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:22:54

Once upon a time..............,...

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:30:22

the end...?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:37:42

And I was just starting to enjoy it.......can you see me smiling?

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:39:40

Nope, still looking sad...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:52:45

It is better to be the saddest man alive than to be a happy ghost

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  12:55:51

Have you ever been a happy ghost?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  13:06:50

Not this week.......yet

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  13:09:50

I hope you don't... No offense but I really don't want to be haunted lol

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  14:00:43

Hunted or haunted?

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  14:01:53

Both actually....

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  14:26:17

Arabian sox are a better fit in the mouth

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  16:09:49

Is that related to "put a sock in it"?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  16:18:08

What is your opinion?

Alaina - Posted - 01/21/2013:  16:19:34

That America is too lawsuit happy...

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/21/2013:  16:56:28

To turn to face a tricorder, or not to turn to face a tricorder, that is the question.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/21/2013:  17:36:17

A bird in the hand is worth two in the raincoat

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2013:  04:57:34

I hope it was the dog that did that.

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  09:45:35

Bet you wish it was like it should be when it isn't the way it goes.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2013:  11:45:32

Oh look, a dead bird!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  11:46:28

The mongoose has bitten his last pint of milk

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  12:11:54

He's at it again...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  12:22:00

And its still midnight in moscow.

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  12:25:18

The movie about a book that could be based off of real life loosely revolving around a potentially fictitious event.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  12:41:58

I saw that one last night.....

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  12:42:53

Both of us like what neither of us want

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  13:09:30

And the birds of paradise, poop like any other bird

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  13:10:08

but they poop in multiple colors!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  14:02:25

And dolby digital stereo sound.

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  14:50:27

Yeah that is disgusting

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  14:58:51

And it gets worse than that............

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  14:59:41

Nooooooooooooooooo!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  15:07:30

The upsurge of unification is an encouraging sign

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  15:08:44

SMILE!!! or don't...whichever....

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  15:24:31

Haven't we disscussed the laws of gravity many times before?

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  15:26:23

Bounce banana!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  15:35:55

There has to be a better way........

Alaina - Posted - 01/22/2013:  15:39:31

Good luck

mbanjo - Posted - 01/22/2013:  23:43:25

Chinese diplomats are in the forefront of most elephant races

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  02:28:14

You wait here while I go fetch some beer.