TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2020:  11:31:07

Contains nothing for better fruits or tacks.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2020:  08:13:12

Heavy winter wear

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/01/2020:  03:57:19

hairy beer.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2020:  04:41:34

Normal has nothing to do with it

DC5 - Posted - 06/01/2020:  05:25:06

When does the fat lady sing?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2020:  05:51:52

These bananas are taking forever to ripen

DC5 - Posted - 06/01/2020:  06:52:22

Does this taste funny to you?

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/01/2020:  07:02:06

Its a beautiful day in my neighborhood

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2020:  14:32:15

A menace in his own mind

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/01/2020:  15:13:26

Icons blow down the mountain.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2020:  03:05:06

No more than usual

DC5 - Posted - 06/02/2020:  05:39:25

My stigmata is acting up again.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2020:  11:17:14

Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2020:  03:51:06

Flying part way through already there.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2020:  04:55:52

There’s a wonderful brewpub a five minute walk from my house. The walk home takes 45 minutes. The difference is staggering.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2020:  08:17:24

Now they’ve banned imported aglets from China

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2020:  03:06:06

I don’t want to talk turkey

DC5 - Posted - 06/04/2020:  06:26:04

Another day, another empty scotch bottle.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2020:  14:36:37

Hopefully they have an extra one

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2020:  17:08:30

The problem, of course, with aglets from China is that they come on a slow boat FROM China.....

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2020:  17:25:59

Six hours to bury a cat

DC5 - Posted - 06/05/2020:  08:01:16

I've never seen one quite like that.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2020:  15:43:51

Insurance won't pay for a phone consultation

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/05/2020:  15:53:07

Bread and a barn

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2020:  03:08:01

Never said I would

DC5 - Posted - 06/06/2020:  05:24:59

That'll take at least two coats.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2020:  05:43:59

Don’t wake me up until I tell you to

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2020:  10:44:41

Ten keys till the foot listens.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2020:  10:49:50

I already told you

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2020:  10:55:31

Paperclips before breakfast.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2020:  13:00:13

Long process running

DC5 - Posted - 06/07/2020:  04:42:18

Don't eat the bass players brownies.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2020:  05:39:38

My dog doesn’t do that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2020:  07:31:59

They’ll be doing their Christmas shopping soon to avoid social distancing lineups outside WalMart

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2020:  12:13:52

Lamps for hats.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2020:  18:15:31

Blatherskites, each and every one

DC5 - Posted - 06/08/2020:  06:14:41

Is this the question forum?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2020:  06:26:31

Leaderless, we wander about in confusion and disarray

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/10/2020:  04:02:17

It's raining cats, dogs, and butternut candies from middle earth.

DC5 - Posted - 06/10/2020:  04:28:22

let rise before baking

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2020:  05:25:44

Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2020:  07:15:28

I don’t have a deck or boat so I’m not buying any deck shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2020:  08:35:18

There are several reasons

DC5 - Posted - 06/11/2020:  06:28:27

It's a long way to tip a rare Rea

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2020:  08:51:50

No, it is you

DC5 - Posted - 06/12/2020:  05:44:40

What's that in the road, a head?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2020:  06:25:20

We’ve got to say something.

DC5 - Posted - 06/13/2020:  06:45:39

vacuum cleaners suck

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2020:  06:48:58

I’ll bring a plastic sheet and some canola oil