OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  03:19:01

No time for that now

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  08:20:09

I should have slept later

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2021:  09:37:17

Think I’ll have a knap in the old fart-sack

grandpafive - Posted - 05/05/2021:  09:54:03

Whatever it was, I put too much in last time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2021:  10:36:37

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/05/2021 10:36:51

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  11:13:41

That means nothing to me

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  12:31:29

Me Either

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2021:  14:13:41

Why are all the fire hydrants located next to the good parking spots?

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  19:22:48

Could it be because the dogs like it that way?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  04:21:59

The STD clinic called, your test results are available

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2021:  07:03:43

Is curbside service available?

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/06/2021:  11:02:22

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  11:57:18

Actually, I did just fall off the turnip truck

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  07:39:02

No U-Turns

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  09:46:52

So you said

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  11:15:47

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2021:  11:17:19

Leave your ego at the door

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  11:19:04

which door, front or back?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  13:29:04

The lumberyard guy says “all the boards are straight, some are just straighter than others”

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  16:57:24

Blah, Blah, Blah

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  17:47:29

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  03:28:28

I have an answer for you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  07:16:35

I don’t recall you mentioning that

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/08/2021:  08:01:26

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  08:17:05

There are several reasons

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  09:51:03

Name one

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  17:13:01

Please don’t try to say it wasn’t you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  18:15:06

He only had one arm, so he shopped at a second hand store

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2021:  13:43:58

She won’t like it

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/10/2021:  08:14:31

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2021:  08:39:39

Send my bones back C.O.D.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2021:  10:56:32

It seems to good to be true

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2021:  12:32:00

Object in mirror are closer than they appear

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/11/2021:  03:38:31

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2021:  05:51:11

Those 48 inch shoelaces are a good bargain

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/11/2021 05:51:33

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2021:  06:30:57

Your tire is low

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2021:  06:33:35

James Thurber was right

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/11/2021:  14:25:25

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2021:  15:24:17

It’s the trickle down theory

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2021:  17:06:25

I do not call the wind Mariah

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/11/2021:  18:40:44

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle

ChunoTheDog - Posted - 05/11/2021:  18:50:07

Never give your coordinates to the Chair Force

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2021:  19:00:53

I’ll work on them tow boats in my slippery city shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  03:21:07

Take my advice

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  08:50:00

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  10:11:35

Try this instead

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  11:36:01

Whats that?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  11:49:28

Since you asked, no.

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  15:49:45

And why is that may I ask?