chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2015:  09:59:10

If my once-a-year shoes wore out before September, I'd go barefoot like the Blackfoot.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2015:  05:13:13

My parents were the iron and steel industry. Mom stayed home and ironed while dad went out and stole. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2015:  16:26:12

From now on,anything I post here is probably not true.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2015:  16:49:57

I've been lying here for a long time

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2015:  05:09:55

Gotta go now.The viagra is beginning to work,,,,,see ya later

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2015:  07:50:04

The sheep are gettin' nervous

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2015:  15:33:46

That's an aroma that will linger on the finger. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2015:  17:28:55

always play bagpipes after 8:00 PM

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  04:02:31

We're here for your liver. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2015:  04:25:56

If you cross the street,then you will be on the other side of the street,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/28/2015:  04:56:01

Take a peek at the cheetah.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  05:36:54

I was talking to the pig. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2015:  06:43:18

If you're gonna play in Florida,You Gotta Have A Tele in The Band!

Edited by - banjoscotty on 02/28/2015 06:45:36

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2015:  08:06:23

Playing electrified instruments leads to madness and an anguish of the soul......😱

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2015:  13:02:04

 Buck Trent made some money with his electric banjo,,,

But,,he wasn't in Florida

Edited by - banjoscotty on 02/28/2015 13:03:47

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  14:04:28

I baked you a cake but I left it in the taxi. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2015:  16:52:53

And every band needs a set of drums,a piano,and a steel gee-tar

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  18:17:36

I've never stolen a guitar. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2015:  21:10:43

Just throw your fuses out the window,, your inner peace will grow exponentially

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2015:  03:27:33

Banjos make good boat anchors,,,know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015:  11:13:02

Who would even try to put a camel through the eye of a needle?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2015:  14:45:19

The Isrealites

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2015:  16:19:40

No wonder they're always in trouble

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015:  16:54:12

You could have parked a little bit closer. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2015:  17:26:26

I was also born once

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2015:  04:10:15

The telephone was ringing, so I handed it to Liz.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2015:  05:13:02

I couldn't have done that officer, I was in jail at the time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2015:  05:46:43

There was a time that I could,,Uhh,,Umm.......Errr,OH,never mind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2015:  10:31:47

I used to chase women, but they were too fast for me

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2015:  19:07:20

Don't try to sweet talk me lady,I saw it all!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2015:  12:07:31

I've seen the parsnips. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2015:  16:47:03

So,,are you gonna do it or not?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2015:  03:34:09

After you. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2015:  05:41:53

Tela was born in a vulgar crooked hut.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2015:  07:15:14

My socks used to match

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2015:  08:48:40

I'd never seen a shooting range before and wondered what kind of ammo
the Westinghouse and the GE shot????????

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2015:  06:13:01

These are my golfing socks. There is a hole in one. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2015:  14:47:25

Aww,,come on honey,,just once more.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2015:  21:59:20

Saw a couple of Percherons outside today in Saskatchewan.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2015:  03:58:29

Looks like another good day to play hooky and go skiing. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2015:  04:08:21

I keep putting my foot in my mouth

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2015:  08:15:59

Stupid stair step jumped out and tripped me again,,,,,,,

Maybe I'll remove that one???

Edited by - banjoscotty on 03/06/2015 08:16:52

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2015:  15:09:17

Oh yeah, the old pie in the face gag. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2015:  13:29:25

now that you mention it,,yes it was

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2015:  03:51:43

I'm putting on my back pack and heading out. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2015:  04:41:06

When it's springtime in Alaska ,it's forty below

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2015:  06:00:41

Here, try this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2015:  04:32:41

Chuck,,what is a percherons?

My landlady wants me to come to dinner...at 10:00PM??

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2015:  05:18:12

Ya got y'er Percherons and y'er Clydesdales and yer Shires and den y'er Belgians