DC5 - Posted - 11/17/2017:  07:14:24

You wouldn't like me when I'm green.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2017:  07:21:45

I've seem the elephant.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2017:  07:40:58

Don't worry, they're just messing with your head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2017:  04:25:33

Just stop it will you?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2017:  08:37:40

If you think that smells bad, just wait a couple of minutes.

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2017:  08:33:08

This chicken tastes like rattlesnake.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2017:  08:50:06

If the bottom falls out,where does it go ?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2017:  13:04:48

You didn't have to. No, really, you didn't have to do that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2017:  19:14:05

Only one thing left that we can do,,,,,,RUUUN!!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2017:  03:11:30

It only looks like turkey.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/21/2017:  03:52:30

He said he wasn't Big Foot but we shot him anyway.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2017:  12:20:51

I thought we were both interested.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/22/2017:  03:00:52

Must be getting cold in the north..I just saw Superman flying south.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2017:  03:14:22

Just tell me the details next time

DC5 - Posted - 11/22/2017:  10:01:41

It's been snowing in L.A. ever since the top of the page.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2017:  10:27:55

Stop chewing with your mouth open.

DC5 - Posted - 11/24/2017:  05:50:48

Nothing but left overs for the next 4 days.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2017:  06:02:14

It must be hard work to be that unhappy all the time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2017:  06:03:40

My shoelaces have a new lease on life

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2017:  06:06:09

I wonder what Ben was gay about.

DC5 - Posted - 11/24/2017:  11:49:00

If a tree falls on a man in the forest and kills him, and there is no one else around, does the man make a sound when he dies?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2017:  12:30:46

Trees don’t kill people, the wind does.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2017:  13:50:24

What makes the difference?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2017:  19:26:51

I bet you would taste like chicken.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/25/2017:  03:03:45

My shooting instructor said he doesn't even know where the last
5 shots went to????

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2017:  04:10:56

That would have been a great photo of Bigfoot if you had taken the lens cover off.

DC5 - Posted - 11/25/2017:  08:12:55

Roll the wagons into a circle.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2017:  16:45:24

I’ve never seen anyone spray eggnog out their nose before.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2017:  20:07:10

Watch out for the odd man rush

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2017:  03:45:17

You’ve made a grown man weep.

DC5 - Posted - 11/26/2017:  11:29:53

I was the catcher on the javelin team.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2017:  16:13:25

NEVER,,NEVER keep all your cash in the same sock.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2017:  03:26:30

He’s a legend in his own mind.

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/27/2017 03:26:54

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2017:  03:50:43

The only difference between her and me is,,,umm,,well,,you know.

DC5 - Posted - 11/27/2017:  13:30:44

Can't wait until I'm old enough to be eccentric, instead of just weird.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2017:  18:25:07

No, seriously, I split a gut.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2017:  03:02:48

I jumped for joy,,,,and I caught her

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2017:  08:44:09

When all else fails, you can always go drive a truck

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2017:  15:10:15

I’m not going to dignify that with a response.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2017:  03:30:18

he's so good he can play lead guitar on the drums

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2017:  05:25:01

I’ve just recently changed to winter shoelaces

DC5 - Posted - 11/29/2017:  12:16:16

June is busting out all over. She really needs a larger dress size.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2017:  03:23:21

This is good for what ails you and, if nothing ails you, it’s good for that too.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2017:  05:26:30

Please hand me that elephant.

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  06:22:34

I tried to use a screwdriver, but the orange juice kept spilling on the lawnmower.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2017:  08:04:43

Now that just don't make no kinda since at all..

kentr - Posted - 12/02/2017:  08:29:06

On the other hand, She had warts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  08:49:33

Just fill up the oil and check the gas please

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  10:47:24

Basketballs are completely pointless.