DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2021:  05:22:24

3 days into 2021, so far so good.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/03/2021:  05:52:01

Jumping Jack Flash, it’s a gas

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/03/2021:  13:09:37

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2021:  03:33:28

I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2021:  05:40:54

missed another palindrome 3 posts ago

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:40:20

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2021:  12:08:12

Today's not a good day, and tomorrow doesn't look much better.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2021:  12:18:19

The bank canceled my loan due to lack of interest

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/04/2021 12:19:00

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2021:  16:46:15

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2021:  17:46:12

Chocolate

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2021:  03:47:44

Well, I didn’t stop and my vision is just fine

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  05:58:19

I'm having trouble with my eyes. I can't see doing any work today.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2021:  07:02:41

Nice cone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2021:  08:41:37

It’s a good day for ice fishing

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  12:06:35

I'm tired of being part of a major historical event.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2021:  13:13:35

I’ll be leaving at the crack of,,,,,,, my wife’s pistol

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2021:  03:36:01

I tried not to look

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2021:  04:45:45

Grrrrrrr......out of printer ink, no spare cartridges

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2021:  05:35:17

Pandora was framed

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/06/2021:  11:26:51

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2021:  11:33:43

Dave's not here man.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  03:36:25

No Luke, I am your father

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/07/2021:  04:59:09

Dust my Broom

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  05:43:33

It stopped

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:07:24

No comment

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:42:35

I see my reputation has preceded me.

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2021:  08:20:36

Six no trump.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  12:32:29

We can only hope

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/07/2021:  13:47:11

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  15:58:45

That is an unusual side effect

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2021:  17:12:36

I might doze off

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2021:  03:30:05

when was last time you put prune juice on your oatmeal?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2021:  03:56:34

The seven day trial period on 2021 is up and I’d like my money back

cevant - Posted - 01/08/2021:  05:45:14

Having sex in an elevator is just wrong on so many levels.

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2021:  05:47:06

Do not operate machinery or heavy equipment.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2021:  07:15:17

My spouse says I have two faults; I don’t listen.......and something else...

mike gregory - Posted - 01/08/2021:  07:31:40

MY Political and Religious opinions are MUCH better than anybody else's!

sculliganman - Posted - 01/08/2021:  08:15:15

Be the reason someone smiles today.
Or the reason they drink.
Whatever works.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2021:  03:30:37

There are three types of people in this world, those who are good at math and those who aren’t.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  05:55:30

My aglets are fraying

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  06:07:45

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2021:  07:17:56

Little legumes leaving lasting litter

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2021:  11:08:01

Losing weight isn’t happening, so now I’m working in getting taller.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  17:18:45

Tell everybody that ain’t asleep to stand right up and yell

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2021:  05:47:23

In Alaska a man has a New York Sirloin for lunch, while in New York a man has Baked Alaska for desert. Coincidence?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2021:  13:36:23

Jan-Feb are home improvement months so I'll be busy and broke

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/10/2021 13:37:18

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2021:  03:26:20

I’m glad we settled that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2021:  05:07:43

Instruction manuals should be written so normal people can understand them

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2021:  05:10:30

My auntie is a better knitter than your auntie