OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2021:  12:31:31

If a man is alone in the woods, is he still wrong?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/15/2021:  17:50:39

A book fell on my head, and I only have my shelf to blame

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/15/2021 17:50:57

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  03:04:46

Keep talking, the hot air ballon is almost full

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  06:12:45

Sex on television is bad, you could fall off and break a hip.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/16/2021:  06:50:31

If glass coffins are a success remains to be seen

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/16/2021 06:50:48

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2021:  08:50:23

This is not a test

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2021:  12:56:12

Fire in a funeral home leaves 50 dead, dead.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/16/2021:  18:02:50

He’s only mostly dead

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/16/2021 18:05:09

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2021:  06:01:46

That’s my only excuse

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2021:  06:26:49

Shoe laces are making a comeback

DC5 - Posted - 07/17/2021:  06:50:59

The fall wasn't bad, the stop at the end was.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/17/2021:  09:35:45

It’ll either cure you or kill you

KyBanjo - Posted - 07/17/2021:  10:04:23

I have none today.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/18/2021:  09:31:10

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2021:  17:28:01

Our wringer washer is now totally wrung out

DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2021:  06:43:45

Outside the loop again.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/19/2021:  18:53:28

6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2021:  04:44:17

107701 - another palindromic post bites the dust.

DC5 - Posted - 07/20/2021:  06:09:44

Show off

NeedtoTune - Posted - 07/20/2021:  07:29:06

appropriately customize future-proof platforms

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2021:  03:30:48

You weren’t supposed to tell

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2021:  06:08:35

They banned everyone from wearing platform shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2021:  06:24:00

There’s nothing to see here folks

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2021:  06:30:41

Tune in next week for live coverage of a bank robbery.

NeedtoTune - Posted - 07/21/2021:  06:31:13

Please submit the application fee. The fee holds your place on the list. 

Edited by - NeedtoTune on 07/21/2021 06:32:16

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/21/2021:  11:06:06

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2021:  11:59:33

Remember when I said I wouldn’t tell? I lied

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/21/2021:  16:10:03

I’d like a refund

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2021:  03:44:50

It’s possible

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2021:  04:58:27

Sole music has disappeared

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/22/2021:  07:06:57

Don’t tread on me

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2021:  08:47:35

I had my fingers crossed.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/22/2021:  11:07:12

Just think of the possibilities

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2021:  12:20:42

That’s just the dishwasher

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2021:  12:34:04

going out for ice cream

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2021:  03:45:50

I’ve lost confidence

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/23/2021:  04:32:19

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, get back on the horse

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/23/2021 04:32:56

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2021:  05:46:05

I’m channeling Little Beaver

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2021:  06:07:12

I wonder where Ruth is.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2021:  06:24:26

Oh Joy, I found it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/23/2021:  10:44:36

Will wonders never cease

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  04:01:57

No need for more caffeine

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2021:  05:21:22

He's been missing for 2,000 years, what makes you think I've found him?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  07:09:09

We’re going to try that one again

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/24/2021:  11:49:34

Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  14:24:23

You make it sound far more difficult than it is

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2021:  17:03:39

I’ll be seeing her in all the same old places

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  17:04:36

Familiarity has bred contempt

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/25/2021:  09:15:53

I don’t attend funerals held before noon because I’m not a mourning person