chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2014:  07:54:33

I used to crave high numbers too

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2014:  05:20:07

I don't know how I got the day wrong.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2014:  02:47:24

It's because you're a day late and a dollar short.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  03:12:59

I hate it when that happens.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2014:  07:13:38

Get a calender and start a savings account,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  07:29:24

Can I borrow a dollar to buy a calendar?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2014:  07:56:38

You can get a free one at the bank,if you promise them you'll open a savings account once you find a job suitable to your superbly advanced qualifications.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2014:  10:57:11

You've probably never been told you're an excellent judge of character.

J e f f - Posted - 12/11/2014:  16:57:10

No sir. That's not my donkey.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  13:38:29

Buckle your seatbelts kids, I'm going to try something.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2014:  14:02:02

The sky is running away.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  14:03:40

Underneath my clothes I'm completely naked.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2014:  15:46:01

Good grief - doesn't anyone go bowling anymore?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2014:  16:37:39

My wife's company is doing a bowling holiday party this year.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2014:  18:22:13

Team bowling shirts and coloured bowling shoes is where it's at.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2014:  03:32:09

What a co-in-side-ants,,I have a bowling ball for a boat anchor.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2014:  07:36:43

Belly button lint

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2014:  08:46:44

These picks are pinching my fingers - maybe those Hoffys (Offys?) I ordered will do the trick

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2014:  10:18:43

Did you order some Hoffmeyers? I don't use anything else now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2014:  10:22:57

Yep,have some "new" Nationals NP1's ,and some Kysers, but I heard the Hoffmeyers are good,and more comfortable.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2014:  11:41:12

What's that bright light in the sky?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2014:  12:50:31

8 more days and then they'll be getting longer

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2014:  12:51:40

Has anyone seen my car keys?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2014:  12:58:37

Apathy is the key to a healthy life......"What,me worry?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2014:  11:36:49

There are many fish in the sea,but I can't seem to catch any of them???

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2014:  13:45:27

The flounder and the jackal seem to be hitting it off quite nicely. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/14/2014:  20:00:19

Don't like fly fishing.  I've been so many times, and have caught nary a single fly.

dmiller - Posted - 12/14/2014:  20:07:55

I once fished for compliments, and got nothing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2014:  22:01:23

I got fished into a card game once

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2014:  04:03:08

Every second that ticks by,is in the past,start living and stop existing.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2014:  06:48:56

Make like a tree and leave.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2014:  21:27:32

Give your knees to the needy

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2014:  04:00:58

Shoe polish,used motor oil,and powdered alum in the coffee

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2014:  05:31:20

Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/17/2014:  03:42:15

How did I know "it is written"?

Because I could read it.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2014:  05:32:15

My get up and go got up and went.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2014:  02:16:07

I once saw a bird flying up-side down.
I think he was winging it.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2014:  06:55:16

Silly putty

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2014:  10:56:39

If we have a fore arm,,,do we have an aft arm too?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2014:  12:47:39

13 turkeys, a couple of squirrels and an old lawn chair.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2014:  16:04:13

If the shoe fits,wear it out

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  05:58:08

Just why would anyone want the chrome off a tailer hitch?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2014:  14:41:43

Chromium lowers blood sugar (true)

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  15:45:46

My dog is dreaming. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2014:  02:48:08

Well,,you see how it is? It works two ways.
It's good for you,and good for me. I like it
that way.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2014:  07:57:22

We've reached an impasse

J e f f - Posted - 12/21/2014:  06:56:53

Hey! Hey, you! I have an important question to ask. Do you want to buy some pork chops?

J e f f - Posted - 12/21/2014:  08:02:14

I'm amazed at the speed of your duck. I never saw anything like it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2014:  14:28:39

Days are getting longer now