OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2015:  14:37:47

There are some people just like the other ones. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2015:  14:50:27

all of those tunes sound just alike

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2015:  20:51:13

Gluebrass Festivals are a heal root

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2015:  02:47:51

My horse doesn't have an 18 speed road ranger..It only has Gitty-Up Go.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2015:  09:55:41

I wonder why anyone decides to be a proctologist. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2015:  12:46:10

1800 books in my library and not one copy of Clinkelmeister and Jasterholmes....

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2015:  14:20:08

Ok, I turned over all the stones, now what?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2015:  14:23:20

This big wind is headin' for the Windy City

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2015:  14:28:37

That blows. 

MWBailey - Posted - 10/11/2015:  18:32:37

Red alligators burble quietly in the shadows of my dreams...

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2015:  18:50:09

The peasants are revolting. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2015:  20:48:29

Six more miles to the graveyard

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2015:  03:04:17

I left it right here on this coffee table not more than 10 months ago!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2015:  06:26:19

Why do they call them leaves when they're not going anywhere?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2015:  08:14:01

Rock-&-Roll is nothing more that a hopped up country song.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2015:  09:09:47

I've saddled up my Great Dane and am going to ride off into the sunset.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2015:  11:38:06

It takes 33 horned toads to pull this wagon.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2015:  16:28:46

Don't cross that bridge until you get to it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2015:  16:39:01

Time to buy my ski pass.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2015:  05:26:35

My Pal never paid me nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2015:  06:52:11

Give the dog as good scratch - you'll both feel better.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2015:  12:08:47

There have been many raindrops fallen from the sky in the last 1500 years.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2015:  12:09:16

Never bend over to tie your shoelaces on a steep downslope

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2015:  14:02:35

You said we were almost there two hours ago.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2015:  05:22:30

This airplane doesn't navigate too good under water???

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2015:  06:31:48

They say all the water on the planet has been here since it was formed and just keeps getting recycled. Does that mean I could have dinosaur pee in my coffee?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2015:  10:03:17

It also means you have my pee in your coffee

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2015:  12:33:59

Those little buckeroos better mind their P's and Q's.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2015:  03:51:03

That does it, I'm never drinking water again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2015:  04:17:49

We were all up in the air about it!!! NOW,,how do we get down?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2015:  04:39:26

We're right behind you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2015:  07:16:34

If you're burning both ends of the candle,,the flame will
go out twice as soon,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2015:  07:24:39

Just watch him do the hotfoot boogie

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2015:  12:43:22

HEY MISTER,,,Is that your truck load of chickens parked
down at the butcher shop?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2015:  08:21:41

You're going to have to clean that up.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2015:  09:36:02

There was a time I didn't think about it.
Now,I don't think about nothing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2015:  13:48:29

That cop looks bored- he better quit giving me the hairy eyeball.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2015:  16:05:45

Just land the plane at the Piggly-Wiggly,,I'll meet you there.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2015:  17:55:08

It will be alright. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2015:  19:19:33

I better get my flu shot- it snowed today

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2015:  03:16:10

Hey! Stop that foolin' around and go slop the hogs.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2015:  05:44:39

I can cross that one off my list.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2015:  11:05:11

We don't need a list,,just shoot them.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2015:  14:48:08

That's another one off the list.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2015:  03:20:30

We need more ammo down here,,38 spl.+P+ (AND HURRY)

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2015:  04:42:48

Having an argument with that kid is like having a gunfight with an unarmed person.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2015:  06:36:18

Just tell them you did it but now you're sorry,.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2015:  07:13:49

Sorry means spending time in the hoosegow

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2015:  15:28:56

I've resigned my membership in the human race.