banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2017:  10:47:51

READY,,AIM,,,HOLD IT!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2017:  11:47:06

That was naughty

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2017:  12:16:30

Does Duz really do everything?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2017:  13:31:34

There's a lot of strange men in cell block ten

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2017:  17:48:47

This is my 66,666 post.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2017:  02:43:53

You sure have a long fence

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2017:  02:47:32

It sure is foggy out there. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2017:  07:00:19

Humidity must be 200% this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2017:  11:51:44

For a little kid, he sure can throw a punch.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2017:  16:52:05

Trains can not peel rubber

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2017:  18:57:36

I just bought a new guitar. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2017:  20:27:22

Back up and PUSH, you loafing deadbeat!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2017:  04:31:53

Bring 2 cannons up on this hill!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  05:01:38

There's just no grip out there. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2017:  06:42:34

Trust me Pilgrim,,We'll find a way..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  11:53:53

Just another day in the ER

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2017:  11:55:55

Is this any way to run an airline for cryin' out loud!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  12:00:50

The four white dots below you are your crew and this is a recording.

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2017:  06:31:56

This is your pilot speaking, there is no cause for alarm.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2017:  13:36:08

I got a job as security guard at the police department

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2017:  13:51:39

It's ok to panic now. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  01:05:45

What do you think I am - a friggin' night owl?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2017:  02:40:47

No,,we just think you're friggin'

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2017:  03:32:15

It must be difficult to maintain such a crappy mood. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  09:40:15

Have you all not seen the writing on the wall??!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2017:  11:14:35

Which wall might that be?

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  13:54:40

Wall, I thought you said whale.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  14:39:20

Is this the wall with the beautiful door?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2017:  02:28:28

I wasn't born yesterday,,,,,,,,it was day before yesterday

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  02:53:49

Here's a sign that your paranoia is justified. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2017:  04:47:55

Quit looking over your shoulder every 15 seconds

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  04:53:29

Regrets? I have a few.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2017:  06:41:16

Hold still,,this isn't going to hurt

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  13:24:37

I think I may have drunk the whole thing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2017:  14:05:59

Shoes without laces are not loafers, you shiftless deadbeat!

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2017:  15:41:56

Somebody get the number of that truck

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2017:  02:51:57

Your problems obvious, you're too tents. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2017:  04:02:36

There is a thread in Comments and Suggestions about this, too.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2017:  04:18:59

This is the worst I've ever seen.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2017:  07:52:03

My hair hurts

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2017:  12:42:31

You can't fire me, I quit!

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2017:  16:59:56

Somebody hand me a piano.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2017:  19:01:36

Hot dogs are similar to designated hitters.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2017:  03:16:26

We should have measured lengthwise 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2017:  09:35:07

I cut this board 3 times and it's still to short

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2017:  12:13:26

And don't expect me to bury you

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2017:  15:08:35

I'm can throw the boomerang pretty good,,,,,,,but it doesn't come back

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2017:  15:25:28

That's the biggest snake I've ever seen crawl out of a toilet.

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2017:  16:08:47

Why is there air?