OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2014:  08:36:48

You have a good point, but if you wear a hat I don't think anyone will notice.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2014:  07:34:54

There's a hellhound on his trail

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2014:  10:10:09

I'm starting to think

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2014:  04:10:07

The solar garlic starts to rot.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2014:  04:24:54

I have a singing voice like a goose fart on a muggy day.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2014:  06:42:52

El Burro Winery incorporates some brussels sprout essences and a embittered halibut perfume in their 2012 Zinfandel.

TonyS - Posted - 07/12/2014:  08:50:44

He has a face made for radio.....

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2014:  11:42:03

He has a voice made for print

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2014:  19:17:28

With a tuna fish sandwich under each armpit, I don't smell like any other guy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2014:  20:32:56

My patience is thunning rin

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2014:  16:49:01

Your underwear is missing 

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/14/2014:  16:29:28

Fondly whipped the raspy crow with lids.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2014:  17:03:07

Feets don't fail me now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2014:  20:26:25

Are we there yet??

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2014:  03:34:57

It"s sunrise at 4:45 AM in Edmore ND

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2014:  03:41:27

The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2014:  15:45:20

My desk is covered with trash mail,,,
I need a larger one.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2014:  16:03:26

That was a little too close for comfort.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/15/2014:  16:08:06

does it have to come to this

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2014:  16:32:26

I was sitting here thinking and all at once,,uuh,well,uuh

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2014:  16:46:22

Sir, you are sitting on my hamburger.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/15/2014:  16:49:17

my shirt don't match my socks

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2014:  16:50:35

I have my golfing socks on. There is a hole in one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2014:  20:41:18

Get your feet off my hands- I was trying to dance

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2014:  03:01:50

Silly turnips, inane rutabagas and puerile parsnips.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2014:  04:37:16

There was a *BIFF^#BAM(@BANG,,,and then I saw him,,,BATMAN!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2014:  04:42:55

A turkey hen and about a dozen poults just walked by my window.

MWBailey - Posted - 07/16/2014:  07:13:55

I am feeling the feel of the feeling we felt when we were feeling that hybrid feeler. D'you feel me?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2014:  07:33:29

Do you think I understood what you were saying to the full extent of your intended meaning, whilst filtering out my own preconceptions and keeping my mind open to all of the nuances and implications of your statement?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2014:  13:22:12

Looking for a treadmill with reverse so I can turn
around and go downhill,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2014:  13:29:41

I don't like the way that guy is looking at me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2014:  04:00:54

Menu for Scotty's Jam Session Sat night;;

Swamp Cabbage,Deep Fried Fish, and Beer.

Bring your own chair,,,,,,,,,

Edited by - banjoscotty on 07/17/2014 04:02:11

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2014:  06:53:42

Hopelessly lost in my own thoughts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2014:  11:57:53

Why don't they just multiply 2x2 instead of adding 2+2 ??

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2014:  12:29:14

I think I forgot something.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2014:  03:23:37

Don't fret about it.Eric remembered what it was.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2014:  03:38:35

I bought a box of nails but about half of them are defective, the heads are on the wrong end.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/18/2014:  17:44:26

use them on the other side of the house

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2014:  20:21:44

I just hit 40,000 posts. on to 50K

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2014:  04:44:36

You are now an official "post ho"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2014:  12:57:15

Just registered the boat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2014:  15:13:50

Spent all the groceries and half the rent

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2014:  18:26:48

My son just best me at cribbage. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2014:  05:49:34

Come with me to a pool party/jam session

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/20/2014:  06:47:53

these things are real

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2014:  07:05:54

I have to have another one. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/20/2014:  07:19:52

what happened to the last one

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/20/2014:  07:43:04

Canadian, not you are.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2014:  17:14:03

Oh take off you hose head.