chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  12:08:54

Be vewy, vewy quiet
youtu.be/WzdxeBTm6gk

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  14:52:18

You've got to be kidding

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2018:  02:22:05

Random words spell trouble.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  04:07:30

Grab your SCUBA gear, we’re going dumpster diving

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2018:  05:33:49

If anyone's looking for me I'm at the beach, but I'm not telling you which one.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  06:45:10

Unintentionally rude

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2018:  17:34:11

Fish fun for fabulous futures forever.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  18:35:26

Let it be said

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2018:  20:08:06

Shakespeare never shook a spear

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:26:11

I can see your house from here

Raul Cabezali - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:37:12

Phôl ende Wuodan fuorun zi holza.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:47:18

He’s got a different word for everything

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:04:02

Reach up to touch bottom.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:15:38

Brother can you spare a dime?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:50:41

77077 is a palindrome

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2018:  15:19:51

Subjects not = grass fruit for dinner.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  18:35:29

Wait ‘til you see what I found in my beard

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2018:  14:56:01

Rip roaring dingleberry.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  17:46:04

Giant object collided with Uranus

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2018:  19:47:58

Jawbones are flying around Bob.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2018:  04:10:24

Bob is not my uncle

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/14/2018:  19:37:49

He handed Bob the mountain, then left.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2018:  04:40:32

Someone moved my helicopter

DC5 - Posted - 07/15/2018:  05:30:20

What did I do last night, and why is there a school bus parked in my driveway?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2018:  07:29:56

There's someone here to see you.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/15/2018:  11:23:17

Hiccups are destroying.

DC5 - Posted - 07/15/2018:  14:29:58

If they pass the one gun a month law, How will I afford it, and where will I keep them all?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2018:  19:58:33

There are shoelaces, and then there are SHOELACES

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/16/2018:  03:47:24

Have a cannon ball with mustard for lunch.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2018:  04:39:36

Tha toast is burnt

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2018:  15:24:50

Unfortunately, adolescence is not restricted to adolescents.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2018:  15:54:01

In life, never sweat the petty things and never pet the sweaty things.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/17/2018:  17:34:50

Double decker pickles are fun.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  03:33:29

The tour bus left an hour ago

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/18/2018:  04:02:32

Order a let's forget movie on DVD now!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  04:12:40

Very nice rendition

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  12:50:20

Vegetables are good for you. Some of my best friends are vegetables.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  12:51:36

Oh, the chances are good

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  12:56:16

This morning, Grand-Dad had a suppository in his left ear, but at he has a good idea where his hearing aid is.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  13:02:10

That’s a pretty poor excuse

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2018:  13:22:49

I'll not be attending my highschool reunion

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  13:54:08

You're just lucky my lawyer's in jail.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2018:  16:25:49

I took an airplane ride

Lemon Banjo and Supply - Posted - 07/18/2018:  16:53:17

i think I'm gonna barf!

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/18/2018:  18:10:03

I don't even remember what I did tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2018:  20:48:43

I’m sure there’s a good reason

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2018:  04:02:26

That company promotes jelly belly hair.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2018:  05:06:31

Let me tell you where you can put that

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2018:  08:00:42

my shoelaces also make adequate tourniques