TheLastWord - Posted - 05/15/2018:  14:39:11

Lost before time was invented.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2018:  17:46:36

I'm knitting a cardigan for the hummingbird

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2018:  21:17:22

Found some waterproof shoelaces at the army surplus store today

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2018:  03:10:04

Pay no attention to the monsters under the bus

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2018:  04:11:58

Only then will we be safe from the Gitchiqumanigans

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2018:  05:48:37

Phlegmatic hyenas have fun with everyone

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/16/2018:  09:09:36

Zesty pickles during a watermelon festival.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2018:  13:32:54

Sorry, I'm allergic to that.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/17/2018:  12:33:49

Whipped cream from hell.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2018:  12:48:01

Thank you for holding. Your estimated wait time is six years, two hundred and twenty days and five minutes.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2018:  16:21:25

Open the mountain and say ah...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2018:  18:09:36

I can tell you're upset by the way you're flipping me off

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2018:  13:22:18

I can’t seem to remember where I stashed my silver shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2018:  18:24:47

Just add some more pectin

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/20/2018:  12:16:22

Fuzzy and all fresh, full of pine straw and boll weevils.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  03:33:37

You’ve been identified

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2018:  03:58:16

Pointed comments need not apply.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  04:29:54

Man was made at the end of the work week, when God was tired and careless

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2018:  07:03:16

Just make some bread and butter pickles,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  13:22:11

If I were a dog I would bite you

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2018:  16:59:09

Some toe jam sandwiches

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2018:  17:32:58

I don't have pet peeves, I have entire menageries of irritation

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/21/2018 17:33:50

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2018:  02:33:30

When the sun comes up,where does it come from?
When it goes down,where does it go? ( Aww,,magic)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2018:  03:20:43

There are things you weren’t meant to understand

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2018:  03:46:23

Seven tall worms played shuffleboard.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2018:  05:15:03

Remove your thumb from my eye

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2018:  06:39:54

Aglets seem to be made of cheap material these days

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2018:  14:39:24

Rome wasn't built in a day,,,it took three days.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2018:  16:44:59

Jabba flew around the house until frost exploded.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2018:  01:50:37

I didn't have time to shoot,,,I was busy running

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  04:11:06

The gene pool needs a life guard

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2018:  05:46:10

eat more cabbage and turnips

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  13:54:49

Maybe this world is another world's hell

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  15:01:28

I think I’ll cast a wide net

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  16:03:43

The animals tried to keep Noah and his family off the ark.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2018:  14:56:48

Ten jumbo carrots and some.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  03:40:36

We’re keeping an eye on this

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2018:  03:58:17

Drinking mud and eating hay.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  04:07:13

For goodness sake, don’t strike a match!

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2018:  14:40:01

Collapsible elephants

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2018:  05:03:16

Mollusk racing season starts soon

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2018:  07:35:51

There isn’t a shoelace in town that can measure up to mine

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2018:  08:04:50

He strongly resembles the apes from which he is descended

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2018:  14:51:27

As the river changed lanes, Hank and Mandy.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2018:  03:33:35

My dreams of a championship have been shattered

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/28/2018:  08:22:28

Don't be shy, give a wolf a try!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2018:  09:21:31

I no longer expect anything from humankind except madness

DC5 - Posted - 05/28/2018:  09:41:41

How about those Celtics?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2018:  02:59:53

Just get in the middle,,,I know you will enjoy it