mbanjo - Posted - 01/04/2013:  11:43:44

Never keep bananas in your pocket.

Alaina - Posted - 01/04/2013:  16:23:50

Never kiss someone who has a cold, no matter if it is midnight on New Years or not...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/05/2013:  01:44:31

There has to be a suitable alternative........

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2013:  06:11:34

That was much colder than I expected.

TonyS - Posted - 01/05/2013:  09:41:59

I like to close my eyes and take my hands off the steering wheel at 60mph - dangerous? Not sure, I'll go out and try again...

TonyS - Posted - 01/05/2013:  09:41:59

I like to close my eyes and take my hands off the steering wheel at 60mph - dangerous? Not sure, I'll go out and try again...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2013:  12:19:17

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/05/2013:  12:57:40

Try and behave like a sensible grown up chimpanzee

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2013:  12:58:12

Please pass a banana.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/05/2013:  13:35:05

The world is full of weird people

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2013:  15:39:51

With seven hungry orangutans and a crate of oranges, it promised to be an interesting time to be locked in their enclosure.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/05/2013:  16:06:41

The French used to have a cure for headaches................madame guillotine.

al-f - Posted - 01/05/2013:  18:05:58

the thing-a-ma-bob on the do-ma-flatchie thingie was found missing last night in the rain three ducks and a goose.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/05/2013:  18:11:22

The fabled chicago elephant is believed to be totally extinct in some parts of Illinois.

al-f - Posted - 01/06/2013:  03:26:04

How now brown cow

mbanjo - Posted - 01/06/2013:  11:58:35

It's as dry as a dead dingoes donger

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2013:  15:57:03

And now you know the rest of the story.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/06/2013:  16:12:50

According to the latest reports, Christmas has been cancelled this year

al-f - Posted - 01/06/2013:  18:05:14

there is no beginning to the end

al-f - Posted - 01/06/2013:  18:05:57

you can drag a dead horse to water but you cant make him drink

al-f - Posted - 01/06/2013:  18:07:06

well see on the other hand its the same

al-f - Posted - 01/06/2013:  18:22:21

when it rains its wet

mbanjo - Posted - 01/06/2013:  18:38:32

Thank heaven that you are only a banjo player....things could be much worse

mbanjo - Posted - 01/06/2013:  18:38:32

Damned tablet........

Edited by - mbanjo on 01/06/2013 18:40:59

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2013:  04:12:49

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her like flowers.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/07/2013:  09:58:27

A nodding wink is the same as a winking nod

WalterVA - Posted - 01/07/2013:  14:20:04

Bowling balls are pointless.

Do I get credit in the four-word game, also?

Walter

mbanjo - Posted - 01/07/2013:  14:52:35

I have no luck whatsoever...........I bought a rowing machine..........it sank!

al-f - Posted - 01/07/2013:  18:15:21

i'm goin to the coffee shop to see if they have chickens for sale

al-f - Posted - 01/07/2013:  18:28:29

i'm not sure if i am sure or not

mbanjo - Posted - 01/07/2013:  18:40:33

In the meantime I am going to take up long distance giraffe riding

al-f - Posted - 01/07/2013:  20:59:43

I thought i would walk all the way into the woods today.turns out, you can't once your half way you are on your way back out so i turned around.

al-f - Posted - 01/07/2013:  21:07:27

there are procedures in place that we must strictly adhere to, to suit our customers needs, unless we need to change them to accommodate our customers needs.

you might think this is funny but its basically our quality policy at the plant.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/07/2013:  22:19:09

please don't play your banjo so near to the pool table

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2013:  04:10:17

My mom gave me a toaster and an extension cord for a tub toy.

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  11:17:59

Men in bacon...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  11:47:10

The wi-fi on this gadget keeps dropping out ............

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  11:48:36

Do you have it set up right?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  12:31:27

I think so........ my wifes laptop is working ok........the router for the broadband is in another room and usually connected to my own computer........only have a few more days to suffer.

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  12:33:06

Is it turned onto "automatic connect"? Or better yet, do you share the broadband with any neighbors?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  12:53:50

The broadband is connected all the time through our service provider. Normally I hook my pc up to it with a cable.............maybe this little tab dosnt have a good enough range for the wifi......?

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  14:09:18

How old is the router?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  14:14:02

Six months.......still a baby

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  14:14:58

Then I honestly have no idea. Call the people of the tablet and yell a little. Always works for me 

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  14:48:44

Thanks anyway for trying :-) I will do what you suggest..........should have my pc back soon

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  14:51:01

Sweet! I hope you and your pc are very happy together!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  15:17:28

The worst thing is I hate the touch screen so am using a mouse to type with ........takes me ages

Alaina - Posted - 01/08/2013:  15:21:16

Hahahahaha took me a little bit to get used to, but it really can be faster sometimes...granted there are still times that I will log on to the computer to type because it takes too long to text

mbanjo - Posted - 01/08/2013:  15:42:37

OM45G has turned up..........cool..........he can type quicker than me.........you wont get bored waiting