chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  08:26:23

Don’t make me say that again

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  10:50:41

A dingle berry is a creature from the swamp...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2018:  11:35:13

Next time, light a candle!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  19:31:07

Soak a furry prune in vinegar to make it taste just right.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  19:55:45

Twenty feet does not a mile make

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2018:  03:29:44

Excuse me sir,,would you have change for 37 apples?

DC5 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  08:32:29

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2018:  11:52:18

You need to fight the big guy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  12:36:23

Skating on thin ice is a trust issue

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2018:  15:47:38

I'm OK with that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2018:  02:44:04

Don't get to big for your britches

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2018:  07:08:11

Yes sir, that's a shovel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2018:  16:54:16

I bought one got one free....I'm ready to give them both away!!!!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2018:  03:28:21

Drow tsal eht teg reven lliw uoy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2018:  04:04:36

Let's hear it for Rag Time Annie!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  05:16:08

You haven't been listening.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  06:06:39

That was the low point for that band of under-achievers

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  06:47:30

Two down, 253,597,412 to go.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2018:  13:56:55

Just sitting here waiting on the rain

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  14:05:13

Shoelaces at the dollar store are flimsy

DC5 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  14:19:26

Get one free, just pay a small fee.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  18:14:59

If we triple the price and then offer a two for one special, we'll be rich!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2018:  04:06:38

Those knuckle head customers don't even know what's happening..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  04:24:56

Another waste of a good liver.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  06:48:58

I won’t be back here until the next time

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  10:22:34

It will look like a small green worm.

DC5 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  10:46:56

We lose money on every sale, but we make it up in volume.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  11:00:32

Your whole life has been a fallacy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2018:  03:40:03

Be very careful!!! The rattlesnakes are moving around down here in Florida..

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  05:07:27

Be careful of the lobbyists

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  08:06:49

That was another excellent idea.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:32:00

His pants were blue and long, even longer with green accessories flowing from the top.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:36:01

I haven't seen any buffalo roaming in this area.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:39:41

Chuvalo could take a punch

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:42:34

Faces don't mean much.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2018:  04:04:25

Just be quiet and turn on the light.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  04:28:59

You can leave your socks on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  09:33:23

That one’s up for Aglet Of The Year.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/16/2018 09:33:50

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  11:10:42

Your car is fine, the problem is the loose nut on the steering wheel.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/16/2018:  20:13:34

His hanky was a panky.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2018:  02:31:02

Now,,slide your hand straight back and watch..

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2018:  05:59:09

If there's a difference between "want" and "need", is it OK to want what you need?

n1wr - Posted - 02/17/2018:  06:07:35

Back up and push. Huh?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2018:  06:28:27

He was a nitwit as a child, a nitwit when he went to college and he's a nitwit now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2018:  07:27:57

Today is a new day

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2018:  07:32:19

Your toilet paper to grocery ratio is alarming.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2018:  09:01:42

You are what you eat..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2018:  12:54:14

Let the potatoes free!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2018:  17:35:14

Bases loaded with pickles and cucumbers.