chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  09:57:12

That sawbones is too eager

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/03/2022:  09:57:34

This time, you make the call

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  12:22:40

That wasn’t self evident at all

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2022:  12:35:04

This message will self destruct

dat - Posted - 01/03/2022:  12:49:01

Mmmmmm, squirrel dumplings

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/03/2022:  14:45:22

I tell myself jokes, but sometimes I don’t get it

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2022:  18:31:35

Sally can’t come out to play she has acute angina

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  05:01:33

Is a cute angina a desirable attribute?

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  05:26:07

Finally done with the Thanksgiving left overs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  06:54:58

Winters aren’t always as fun as Jonathan

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:19:06

I already brushed my teeth

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2022:  12:52:22

My father didn't explain this part.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2022:  15:34:53

Ok….calm down now so we can understand what your saying

GStump - Posted - 01/04/2022:  17:45:05

"Before we go any further, let me get my pants down."
and by the way, it's not mary jane before ginger, it is mary ann before ginger. although mary jane isn't bad.....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  04:12:04

We’re like brothers from different species

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  04:52:56

Can I blame it on spell check?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2022:  06:26:29

Another snowy, windy winter day in Minnesota

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  06:47:48

I feel a big one coming

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  08:21:31

Universe set to close due to lack of funding.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/05/2022:  08:45:34

You don’t need money…..just charge it

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  18:11:06

You didn’t need to do anything to look like an idiot

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2022:  04:29:09

The nose, knows

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  06:02:26

Telephone pole workers should not wear kilts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  08:10:05

Only 339 shopping days til Christmas

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2022:  10:54:38

Later that day, after he reconsidered his wife’s suggestion………

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  11:47:51

Do I need to keep my Radio Shack Battery Club membership card?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2022:  17:10:55

Have a little compassion

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/07/2022:  13:42:47

No way man!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2022:  18:17:54

Kids say the darnedest things

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2022:  07:12:06

National Weather Service said I would get 1-3 inches of snow. If everything was like the 1-3 inches that fell my spouse would be a very happy camper.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2022:  09:24:31

There’ll never be another ewe

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2022:  12:20:48

That’s no regular sheep, that’s my Daaaaaaaaad

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2022:  02:53:24

Oh wow! Mattresses are on sale!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2022:  05:55:04

Don’t worry, I can keep a secret

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2022:  06:21:21

Over the next 6 days I will become the oldest member of my age group, then the next day I will be the youngest.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2022:  13:10:34

Add the carrots last

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  04:26:25

Apparently, birthday greetings are in order for Dave

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  06:41:49

Just send money

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  08:51:39

I’ll offer a loonie

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  09:46:49

Would you take free advice?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2022:  11:01:09

Take it from me

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/10/2022 11:01:37

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2022:  13:59:36

Is all of this really necessary?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2022:  16:47:18

I won’t be drawn into your silly little games

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2022:  17:10:16

Don’t change hosses in mid-stream

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  02:16:53

You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her like flowers

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2022:  05:22:07

Anyone who says you can't make a horse drink never threw a handful of salt in it's mouth.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  05:26:41

Oh great, now you tell me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2022:  08:13:31

Quote from Mediocrities: - “EHH………That’s Good Enough”

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2022:  10:35:38

They offered to teach me to play they harp but there were too many strings attached