OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2017:  04:35:46

That sort of behavior is why we can't have nice things.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2017:  06:38:16

If you're 35+ you should remember when that happened?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2017:  11:14:26

Some day you'll hear that whistle blowing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2017:  18:11:57

Number 34

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/21/2017:  03:48:29

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2017:  06:22:29

Too much splashing around in toilets these days

DC5 - Posted - 06/21/2017:  09:31:51

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2017:  15:01:29

That will be 20 minutes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2017:  03:24:56

39 + 6 doesn't matter..It's the equivalent that makes the difference.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  03:41:05

When I told you to pound sand, I didn't mean it literally.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2017:  05:19:45

Well,there are just a few things that I don't understand

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  08:54:39

We've raised the foolishness level to Olympic heights.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2017:  12:53:15

Turn south at 17 cents and 3 pounds,jump over at 2 miles and you're almost there...

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2017:  18:01:11

My income doesn't match the outcome

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  18:36:07

No wait, I meant the other way.

twayneking - Posted - 06/23/2017:  01:34:53

Please do not disturb my collection of belly button lint.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2017:  02:49:33

Well,you could just go to Walmart and get it.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2017:  03:35:42

There's a certain sick logic to what you're doing.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2017:  05:30:09

Don't hold your breath for more than 27 minutes.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2017:  06:37:44

I don't think it's a good thing for your hand to turn black like that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2017:  08:48:14

Will you be coming for another visit in 2088?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2017:  13:41:51

I like the looks of that old Chevy

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2017:  02:50:22

"You Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby",,,BUT

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2017:  04:37:13

Chicken lips and pig butts. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2017:  11:39:06

I hereby declare all local laws null and void

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2017:  03:48:12

We've reconsidered our job offer to you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2017:  04:06:15

You fellers do as you please,,,I'm going on.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2017:  05:11:57

That is an ugly plant. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2017:  05:54:46

Of all the days I've lived in my life,,this day is the latest.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2017:  07:58:48

Last year I decided to never come here again

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2017:  15:54:38

Your keys are at the bottom of the pond.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/26/2017:  09:00:07

She paid me $475,000 for all 5 of them,,,Good Deal!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2017:  18:17:15

No, I do not have change for a $100 bill.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2017:  01:54:59

July 4th celebration at Scotty's place.Food,Drinks,Dancin', Music,Swimmin' pool,,(BYOW)=Bring your own woman...
YA'LL COME NOW,,YA HEAR....

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2017:  03:16:09

Keep an eye to the sky. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2017:  04:33:16

Just hand me the BAR!!

DC5 - Posted - 06/27/2017:  09:57:38

Just the other day I was...

...no, wait, that wasn't me.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2017:  10:29:04

A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2017:  13:46:20

Can we just skip all the BS and get down to brass tacks

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2017:  02:14:14

"A STORY"....Chuck had this barn full of very stinky filthy pigs.So Me and him and
Bill went over there one hot afternoon to give them some water and feed..Then Chuck
said,OK now fellers,here's what we have to do,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
.....................................................?????????????????????????///////////////////!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&(((((((((((#############%%%%%%%%%%%%,,,So all turned out
good and we came back home,,,(PS),,Chuck said,Thanks Fellers,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2017:  03:06:49

The avocados are rebelling. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2017:  03:30:22

Porky Pig ain't no walking strip of bacon

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2017:  04:00:48

Shucks Officer,,we was just borrowing this goat for a few hours,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2017:  05:24:45

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

DC5 - Posted - 06/28/2017:  05:39:51

My other computer is a Watson.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2017:  07:27:15

So who cares if you won the lottery?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2017:  14:52:33

I'm out of my mind, back in two days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2017:  15:36:13

Would you mind holding this while I push that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2017:  18:10:53

Don't bunt without calling home first