OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2017:  12:41:31

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2017:  15:07:07

The point is just opposite of the eraser

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2017:  18:02:12

I don't know why you pulled me over officer but if you hold my beer I'll get my paperwork out of the glovebox.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2017:  03:33:01

If milking the cows by hand makes you horny,,,you ARE in trouble

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  05:35:26

Cow, what cow?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2017:  06:15:35

the one that jumped over the moon.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  07:29:28

Looks like just another raindrop to me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2017:  09:10:16

This is where the road meets the rubber

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2017:  10:42:35

WOW!! The coach is watching me closely!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  10:56:36

I've known a lot of stupid people in my life but that guy tops them all.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  03:16:22

I don't think you should jump,,,it's 92 feet straight down..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  05:04:06

That is a lot of damage. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  06:19:40

when shooting your firearm,,keep muzzle pointed down range.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  07:38:39

I got a work permit, not a work me to death permit.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  08:16:49

Please tell me why I'm here

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  09:02:47

I went to the doctor to get a check up and he sent me to the auto repair man???

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  16:18:16

Oh, sorry, I thought you were here for abuse.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  05:17:29

Don't go away mad,,,just go away

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  07:50:44

Oh no, we don't want no trashy truckers hangin' around here,, get your sorry butt in that seat and ball the jack, mac.

Balling the jack, lining track / You can't shovel no more" and the liner notes say it comes from railroad section gangs in the early 1870's. Now if you look up railway know-how on madisonrails.railfan.net/lewman10.html you will see that to fix a crooked rail you had one person sit on the track and site along it to see where it needed to be straightened (lining the track), then two men would put jacks at an angle against the inside ball of the rail and lever it until it was straight. Then you had to shovel ballast back in under the ties and tamp it down. The ball of the rail is the curved part going up to the flattened surface on top of the rail. The jack had a groove across the top that fit against the ball so it wouldn't slip off.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/28/2017 07:55:08

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  11:03:12

I guess it has different meanings.Another is when the engineer would hang a ball weight on the
jack valve lever (which was a sort of safety valve) to get maximum steam pressure and more speed.
Thus;;Balling The Jack

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  15:18:14

Yeah Scotty,,that's the one I heard of before....just thought I'd throw another wrinkle in the  dis-cushion

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/28/2017 15:18:58

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2017:  16:57:26

That's not what we were expecting.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2017:  03:51:16

Do you fellows have written permission to hunt rabbits in the White House?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  09:08:35

That's a mighty brave thing to say for a little guy like you.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  09:16:51

That's a mighty brave thing to say for a little guy like you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2017:  10:13:03

I don't need any ,,,,,,,,no matter what it is!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  13:53:18

You make the rest of us look good. 

DC5 - Posted - 05/29/2017:  14:15:55

I can jump that chasm in 3 jumps.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2017:  19:11:13

Just slide'em back three holes when you cross the state line

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  01:52:38

Don't ask why..just do it.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  02:41:28

The ponies have gone wild. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  07:20:05

Tornado Ally has turned into a super slab!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  08:41:43

There's a whole lot of hanky panky going on.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  10:15:13

Well,I don't know,,,,I just don't know.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  11:46:15

I knew there was a reason I didn't like tripe.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  14:50:37

My mind is on the loose

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  16:50:51

Every now and then something just happens

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  03:09:14

What part of "Do Not Enter" don't you understand?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  05:10:20

Who needs tail lights anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  07:29:57

I don't think I've ever seen a green greenhouse.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  08:34:39

You should have planted your peach trees in Georgia and not in northern Ohio

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  10:23:44

I wonder how many chipmunks it would take to make a meal for a family of four.

DC5 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  15:48:05

The other day I was...

...no, wait, that was someone else.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  16:19:11

Did you know that Ford F 150's don't do very well under water?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  20:57:17

These regulations are suffocating

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  01:51:54

I've cut this board 3 times and it's still to short

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  03:26:55

Stepping on a Lego block hurts like hell!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  04:02:23

When in doubt,,,don't be a coward,,do it anyway

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  06:50:36

Follow me men, I'm right behind you!