chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2015:  07:34:10

I got the shaft

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2015:  08:11:53

Chuck said he was in middle of traffic jam in Cincinnatti and whenever he gets
out of it he is going to put the hammer down on that rig to 35 MPH and he's
not gonna slow down for nothing!! YEAH!! GO CHUCK,,GO!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2015:  12:27:11

As long as there are tests there will be prayers in school. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2015:  12:30:39

Those Buckeye scales better be re-calibrated- they tried to burn me for $200

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2015:  12:40:34

I are illeterat and I vote

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/11/2015:  12:46:56

OWWW!!!! I dus'  bibp mah  nongue !

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2015:  18:28:50

Forget world peace, try visualizing using your directionals. 

J e f f - Posted - 12/11/2015:  19:21:11

I'm sorry. I'm finished. I've had enough of your hot dogs.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  05:13:41

That's the smell of everything in its worst condition. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2015:  06:16:25

Oh yeah, just turn left at the flower beds, then right at the fire hydrant - ya can't miss it

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  08:02:42

Keep blowing your horn, I'm reloading. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2015:  08:55:48

Oh please don't do that

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  13:54:08

I promise never to mix alcohol and high explosives again officer. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2015:  01:51:49

I'm gonna go now,,see ya later

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2015:  06:56:12

If that was breakfast, I've had it

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2015:  12:41:34

I'm going to go shoot that rooster   

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2015:  15:43:09

All of the Baileys in my family have that same last name

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2015:  17:49:48

You tricked me. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2015:  19:09:40

My cousin ended up high and dry

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  03:20:51

Nice way to start the day. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2015:  04:20:30

Take two aspirins and call me tomorrow

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2015:  06:42:54

Pick out a coffin, and DON'T call me an undertaker!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  08:37:37

I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2015:  10:15:55

There ain't no time like the present

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  13:45:28

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2015:  14:52:29

I found him by the railroad tracks this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  15:48:49

Resist authority. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2015:  18:31:57

Mallory ignition,,two four barrels,,and a 3/4 cam might help

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2015:  03:20:41

I demand a refund. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2015:  04:51:50

When playing checkers,,keep the game above board

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2015:  08:04:47

These boots were made for walking

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2015:  09:31:18

If you think these blood shot eyes look bad to you,,
You should see them from my side

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2015:  13:37:18

Here comes winter

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2015:  15:18:21

Sorry, I was napping. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2015:  01:48:01

If the cow jumped over the moon,,,,,
Where is she now??

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2015:  03:28:19

Arguing with you is a battle of wits with an unarmed person. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2015:  04:20:35

Could you please extend $5000.00 credit to me,,,
I need to buy a Pepsi

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2015:  17:53:44

Say goodnight Gracie. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2015:  20:55:52

Goodnight Gracie

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2015:  03:35:20

And goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2015:  17:06:08

Three blind snakes on the moon.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2015:  01:41:32

Just where is the middle of next week and how hard would
my mama have to hit me to get me there?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2015:  04:16:54

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2015:  05:01:34

Guess what surprise was in my Cracker Jack box?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2015:  06:20:09

Surprises are only good before their expiry date

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2015:  11:39:53

don't rob another man's castle,,,,,,,,just move in

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2015:  19:08:35

$75 is a fair price. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/19/2015:  18:12:39

12 is half of 24

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2015:  18:31:38

You're cooking, not welding, thank you.