Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/04/2020:  08:03:09

Teeth should be brushed (or soaked) at least twice daily.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2020:  10:15:56

Wear 2 masks on Hallowe’en

grandpafive - Posted - 10/04/2020:  22:12:19

There was a song about it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2020:  03:10:35

That’s an interesting way to make friends

DC5 - Posted - 10/05/2020:  05:51:09

C-19 is saving me a lot of money on underwear.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2020:  07:20:02

He peeked out from a manhole cover

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/05/2020:  09:49:12

When nothing goes right......go left

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:19:52

Twinkle toes for a lost can of spam.

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:21:32

I get leery posting in this room

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:30:16

As many as for now again.

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2020:  21:05:02

But i think I can get use to it...

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  03:33:47

Statistically that’s not likely to happen

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  07:47:37

I’m tired of being retired

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  10:49:25

All my friends are telemarketers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/06/2020:  11:58:12

Everyone I know got rid of their land lines

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  17:50:20

Just my way of saying I like you

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:44:05

Goodbye Columbus

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:46:50

Hello Dolly

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  02:54:23

This is just our way of saying no

DC5 - Posted - 10/07/2020:  07:21:42

Five out of four people struggle with math.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2020:  07:47:01

I’ll have a milk on the rocks

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/07/2020 07:47:25

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  09:27:58

Don’t forget to take your medication

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/07/2020:  13:54:43

It’s pointless to believe what you see, if you only see what you believe

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  15:40:54

Now, now then

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/08/2020:  09:54:30

These shoes must be defective because they fit better when I wear them on the wrong feet.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2020:  10:58:20

Please make sure you have the keys

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/08/2020:  15:12:51

As long as I have my piano I have the keys

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2020:  04:06:00

That will buff right out

DC5 - Posted - 10/09/2020:  06:32:07

My life insurance won't cover preexisting conditions.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2020:  07:50:55

That guy keeps getting parking tickets

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/09/2020:  16:50:04

Call now and we’ll double your order for the price of shipping.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2020:  18:27:50

My family tree has been chopped down

DC5 - Posted - 10/10/2020:  06:45:32

The one with the every widening hole.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2020:  08:04:22

Don’t call you,, I’ll call me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/10/2020:  08:37:35

That’s a cliff hanger

tbchappe - Posted - 10/10/2020:  08:42:47

I think that The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild has proven that Nintendo hasn't made a REALLY good Zelda game since Zelda II: the Adventure of Link on NES

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2020:  09:04:17

He’s the sharp end of a very dull knife

DC5 - Posted - 10/11/2020:  07:38:46

If you get home before me put a mark on the door, if I get home before you I'll erase it.

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/11/2020:  14:39:23

I'm slowly figuring out this area.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2020:  18:41:30

This is not the time

DC5 - Posted - 10/12/2020:  06:53:35

Yet another pointless post

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2020:  08:17:07

A blurred transition from summer to fall

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2020:  11:57:32

I don't know, my calendar doesn't have any threes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/12/2020:  12:33:42

They say bad luck comes in threes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2020:  17:59:26

I made that one up

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2020:  02:32:52

Hand tide by the lakes of many names.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2020:  02:59:58

The peasants are revolting

DC5 - Posted - 10/13/2020:  06:38:40

Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2020:  06:58:43

That doesn’t rhyme with orange