banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2016:  02:00:13

Never underestimate the power of electricity...ZAAPPPP!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2016:  02:36:49

What part of "thou shall not kill" didn't you understand?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2016:  03:32:25

I only eat the good part

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2016:  08:35:56

Let me know when the prison visiting hours are. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/24/2016:  02:39:42

And don't take no for an answer.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  04:01:06

Of all my children, you are one of them. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/24/2016:  04:39:26

If a 38 special bullet slams into your knee cap,,,it WILL hurt..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  04:53:20

Sounds like a terrific idea, let me know how it works out. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/24/2016:  05:33:53

If you're doing addition 1+1=2,,1+2=3,,1+3=4 and on and on and on and on and on and on and on till,,hey
you name it.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  11:38:02

There are a lot of empty seats out there. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2016:  18:33:30

My long underwear/longjohns/ lower undergarment is too short

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2016:  03:44:58

Those aren't junk cars, I'm starting a museum. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/25/2016:  16:11:42

We have two big toes and two little toes..What are the others called?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2016:  18:28:07

That's messed up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2016:  03:13:14

OH Please,,Don't give me that old song and dance..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  03:46:13

Cake for breakfast!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2016:  05:50:10

I never in this world thought I'd see the day that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Now what was I saying?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  07:40:44

Her age is problematic. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2016:  11:15:07

HA,HA,HA,HA,,,Now tell me something funny

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  12:41:18

You cut down the wrong tree. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2016:  18:24:08

These morons in the stands act like they're the ones who scored

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  20:17:56

Watch your backswing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2016:  03:46:21

I was playing "Under The Double Eagle" on my guitar and
the Road Runner appeared. (BEEP-BEEP)

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2016:  05:18:56

We haven't seen much of the neighbors since the incident. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2016:  08:08:59

Some hillbillys actually live in the valley.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2016:  10:31:59

I didn't realize that 'Til death do us part would become a goal.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2016:  12:33:50

Those bighorn sheep better get off the highway and quit licking up all the salt

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2016:  13:39:43

So that's what I hit. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2016:  02:29:20

Don't go away mad..In fact you don't have to go away at all..
Just SHUT-UP!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2016:  03:12:59

That dog won't hunt. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2016:  03:34:24

I wish I was in Dixie

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2016:  04:58:15

Wish granted 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2016:  18:04:22

But she went home to mother

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2016:  19:08:14

Simple, but terrifying. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2016:  14:44:41

There are 3 of those in a series.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2016:  18:47:19

You might as well quit beating a dead horse

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2016:  03:25:54

Then she said,"You never learn"..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2016:  04:51:49

You need to clear your mind. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2016:  08:15:12

Better warsh my car

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2016:  11:17:30

It would take longer to explain than to do it myself.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2016:  03:15:23

Don't mess with him..He has a slingshot!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2016:  05:40:53

That's a nice stick you have there. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2016:  10:01:55

Never eat paw-paws for dessert.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2016:  10:51:49

Hang on a minute. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2016:  22:27:35

I don't know what all the fuss is tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2017:  04:51:24

Roasting chicken over a fire of old window frames and vinyl siding turned out not to be a good idea. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2017:  08:46:26

25 years went by like the crack of a whip

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/01/2017:  13:59:42

Well,,By Dingy-Dongy,,we'll just see about that there thing.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2017:  16:38:20

That one hurt coming out.