chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2014:  21:14:45

you can give my other suit to the Salvation Army

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2014:  02:01:12

and anything else I leave behind

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2014:  06:30:08

I'll be as gone as a wild goose in winter .... (hey,I think somebody already said that...)

TonyS - Posted - 01/08/2014:  16:59:15

Ouch! my foot!  Now how can I play banjo?! 

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/08/2014:  17:11:59

Sometimes, the robot quickly eats the electronic cake.

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/08/2014:  19:18:56

put my socks in a cedar box, just get 'em outta here.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2014:  05:09:21

Nobody knows why a monster angrily wrote about a flaming cake.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2014:  07:12:22

The truth of the whole matter was a lie,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2014:  07:44:46

We'll let the matter lie now

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2014:  09:21:31

I'm making "Scotty's Hillbilly Chili",,,,Ya'll come!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2014:  10:07:57

I'd love to ,but I ain't got a lear jet

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2014:  12:57:56

Well,,,you could walk,,it isn't that far

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2014:  13:12:22

Could do a walk-a-thon for charity to raise $$ for "Chili Awareness"

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/10/2014:  01:31:30

A ninja, a zombie, and three birthday cakes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2014:  04:39:10

But then there was no room for Tecumseh

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/10/2014:  08:28:04

A grumpy shampoo bottle.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2014:  10:25:35

The whole pot of chili turned out to be fit for a king..but there
was no king so we ate it ourselves

RandyZ - Posted - 01/10/2014:  11:49:53

General Lee probably never said: "would somebody run in town and get me some of those McDonalds cheese-fry thingys"

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2014:  03:57:25

Something you may need to know,,,The term"Balling The Jack" refers to hanging a weighted ball

on the lever of the steam relief jack valve to hold it open.More steam,,it'll get you on down the track.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 01/11/2014 03:59:57

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2014:  08:59:43

"Hit the road jack" means smashing that car-lifter thing that's in the trunk.....

alishabear97 - Posted - 01/11/2014:  20:34:38

I love nerds. The candy, that is

alishabear97 - Posted - 01/11/2014:  20:35:05

Why me? Oh yeah, cuz I'm cool like that. That's why.

alishabear97 - Posted - 01/11/2014:  20:35:27

French onion dip!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2014:  21:37:46

Grandpa had a rooster named Carl

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/12/2014:  03:34:48

The butler quickly captured the secret paper.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2014:  05:51:21

Only one application for each entry will be accepted for the
Daffy Duck Shoot! (12 ga shotguns only)

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2014:  08:23:16

Hekyll and Jekyll never knew what time it was

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2014:  09:07:01

Grandpa always said; Never stand up when you can sit down
Never sit down when you can lay down
Never lay down without going to sleep
GOOD NIGHT

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2014:  06:31:02

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/14/2014:  06:59:22

hey Bill~ returnedto the scene of the crime,eh?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2014:  07:07:38

You could say that. How are you?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2014:  07:14:04

Didn't you just check in to see what condition your condition was in?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2014:  07:25:47

I wold like to spend the majority of our time on preparing for the rest of the day.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/14/2014:  07:59:07

I got tired of my puppy chewing on me with her little pointy teeth, so I ground them down to nubs.  Pointless. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2014:  10:28:15

My puppy ate a role of quarters. We don't see any change in him.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/14/2014:  12:26:02

if you give 1 gift card a day to a horse for 10 days.....ill betcha on day 11, you can go out to the barn, and he hasnt done a thing with them ~

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2014:  12:28:15

Jughead is as dumb as a fencepost

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2014:  12:40:27

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her like flowers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2014:  15:47:19

I was on Red Top Mt. last week but I
came back down

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2014:  02:05:57

I've been down so long it looks like up to me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2014:  03:30:09

There once was this man that was born one day,he lived
about 92 years and one day he just up and died??

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2014:  03:40:39

Don't run blindfolded through a forest. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2014:  05:21:05

These computers ain't so smart,,
We have to command them what to do

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2014:  05:21:58

That was the last thing I was expecting.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2014:  08:52:45

Have you seen the master bathroom in the Whitehouse?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2014:  10:22:54

There, she did it again!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2014:  13:57:04

I just made a ham & cheese sandwich with tomato and mayo.
I swear that tomato tastes like some sort of vegetable!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2014:  14:19:29

I have to lower my expectaitons.

roxygrl - Posted - 01/15/2014:  14:24:55

"Wisten to the wippling wythm of the woodwinds..