OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2017:  15:09:59

Now I need to find a big stick. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2017:  15:57:53

My blood pressure's ok now after swallowing those 47 pills

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/04/2017 15:58:09

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2017:  02:56:26

We're slowly drying things out. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2017:  03:47:44

Shouldn't you listen more closely?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2017:  04:36:20

There are more of them that I expected.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2017:  05:04:50

They can be handled one by one

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2017:  05:44:48

That rain cleared the air

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2017:  17:27:02

Here we go again, another round of blue.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2017:  04:27:22

Don't get excited,,just get in the car.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2017:  07:48:48

Do nothing til you hear from me

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2017:  10:33:38

I would, but it's difficult with these handcuffs on.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2017:  13:05:25

The 9mm jammed so I used the slingshot.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2017:  02:50:42

That woman is incredibly pregnant. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2017:  04:32:56

She wasn't in that condition when she got on the train..
That's a very slow train!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2017:  06:20:35

Don't worry, be happy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2017:  06:58:53

When all else fails, go trucking

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2017:  08:29:29

Gee Lady,,Do you really want me to do that?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2017:  08:54:40

It's time for your medication.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2017:  10:03:40

Does anyone have the full details?

DC5 - Posted - 09/07/2017:  13:48:37

Friday the 13th falls on a Wednesday this month.

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2017:  20:01:56

Cousin Downwind left Churchy in a fit

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2017:  02:47:20

They're issuing a warrant. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2017:  04:16:06

Are you going to throw another coniption fit?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2017:  10:30:49

I'm so late for work, I've decided to be early for tomorrow.

DC5 - Posted - 09/08/2017:  12:57:45

Does God believe in atheists?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2017:  03:44:41

Be very careful how you talk,walk,wink,run,throw,crawl,look,smile,fall,frown,kick,eat spit and anything else
that you are capable of doing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,And don't even look at me you scum!!!

DC5 - Posted - 09/09/2017:  06:56:04

It's Saturday, but if you miss it, don't worry, there's another one coming next week.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2017:  07:22:54

Nope,it says NO truck parking...none!...not a ONE!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2017:  03:33:53

I do all of my shopping at the store

J e f f - Posted - 09/10/2017:  06:52:15

I'm an old fart but I don't fart like I used to

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2017:  02:51:53

I'm starting to crack under the pressure. 

Bill Rogers - Posted - 09/11/2017:  22:46:02

Potrzebie?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2017:  05:48:03

I find the flying chipmunks quite disturbing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2017:  15:12:19

Edmonchuk is full of Ukrainians like Vic Stasiuk and Johnny ("Chief") Bucyk.

"Bucyk was born in Edmonton to Sam and Pearl Bucyk, Ukrainian immigrants from the village of Butsiv, in what is now Mostyska Raion, Lviv Oblast, Ukraine.^[2] The family was poor, with Pearl working two jobs and his father, Sam, was unemployed for over four years. Sam Bucyk died when Johnny was 10 years old." - Wikipedia 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/13/2017 15:15:47

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2017:  15:18:55

That's another good reason.

DC5 - Posted - 09/13/2017:  15:38:47

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2017:  03:09:41

The doghouse is surprisingly comfortable.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2017:  06:13:43

Too many cooks in the kitchen

DC5 - Posted - 09/14/2017:  14:08:44

I went to the store to buy a waste basket, they put it in a bag. When I got home I put the bag in the wast basket.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2017:  18:35:37

Too many crooks in the house.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2017:  20:27:18

Those buzzers are driving me crazy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2017:  02:44:01

What about the flu?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2017:  04:27:14

I don't like this new forum format a whole lot!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2017:  08:35:02

Nobody likes change, except buskers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2017:  05:06:52

Hey, you're not my mommy!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2017:  06:05:47

GEE!,,I thought everyone liked Gummy Bears,,,,,,,,,

DC5 - Posted - 09/16/2017:  06:52:32

I'm not posting anything here today.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2017:  11:49:06

Some guy gave me the finger...I have no idea why

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2017:  12:48:18

You can always use an extra finger