banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2013:  10:13:00

Over there someplace they have mechanical monkeys

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2013:  16:43:34

Email me at bacon-slicer@net-dishcloth.org!

mbanjo - Posted - 07/27/2013:  20:12:50

Don't worry, I was only joking .....

banjoike - Posted - 07/27/2013:  20:27:21

It'snot what you think!

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/28/2013:  03:49:10

We are strongly urging parents to write their state's toupee.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2013:  04:33:51

What??,,,,RCMP in Florida?

banjoike - Posted - 07/28/2013:  12:29:04

Awesome!

mbanjo - Posted - 07/28/2013:  23:00:46

I never would have believed it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2013:  02:17:16

Just sit tight while I go have a look

mbanjo - Posted - 07/29/2013:  16:00:55

Did you come back yet?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/30/2013:  02:43:09

Never try to run the marathon with chopsticks.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2013:  05:41:01

The word "though" is for high class folks

mbanjo - Posted - 07/30/2013:  14:30:16

Bacon & Fried eggs on toast, and strong coffee....

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2013:  18:43:54

Sure,,come on and help yourself,,it's FREE

mbanjo - Posted - 07/30/2013:  19:05:49

Are you open for lunch?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 07/30/2013:  23:22:44

How the H@LL should I know if the coast is clear? It's 250 miles from here!,he says into the phone at 3:00 AM

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2013:  03:27:22

Yes,,the tiddley-winks play off
is still on

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2013:  04:25:45

A typewriter a day keeps the beanbag away.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/31/2013:  14:06:11

1943 was a very good year

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2013:  17:32:52

A shopping basket a day keeps the crystal ball away.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/31/2013:  19:44:11

I don't care if the sun don't shine

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2013:  03:34:46

Why did Mary have a little lamb?

RandyZ - Posted - 08/01/2013:  07:09:59

theres this super cute girl here that walks her dog around town.....i think its a dog, ive never really looked at it~

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2013:  10:59:46

The copperhead snakes in Florida are not as big as the Ohio ones
but they sure do hurt more when they bite you.

mbanjo - Posted - 08/01/2013:  16:37:47

What sort of fun was it that the little dog laughed at?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2013:  02:30:03

I went up town, the other day, to see what I might see
I ran into, a high school friend, and she wanted to marry me
So I led her down the street, to the old JP,two minuits is all it took
I put her in the car, cranked it up, and asked,hey girl can you cook

MORE LATER

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/02/2013:  08:06:09

Why are elephants gray?


They are gray so's you can distinguish them from BLUEBIRDS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2013:  09:00:37

The whole meaning of the topic has become misleading

mbanjo - Posted - 08/02/2013:  15:35:00

Enter your completely misleading comments here?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2013:  04:10:58

When we got to the house,she was quiet as a mouse
And she gave me a pittiful look
I need a recipe just to boil water
But for you,I'll learn how to cook

mbanjo - Posted - 08/03/2013:  19:13:42

I always lie. Trust me.

Noah Cline - Posted - 08/03/2013:  19:32:32

My car's blue so that I can recognize it amongst the blue cars...

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2013:  04:17:08

Whatta ya mean hurry up?,,,,This is the way it's been since time began!!

mbanjo - Posted - 08/04/2013:  13:11:17

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

MWBailey - Posted - 08/04/2013:  19:48:39

Stop starin' at my mule, he gets aroused easily.

mbanjo - Posted - 08/04/2013:  20:37:21

It takes two to tango

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/05/2013:  04:42:37

Then there was this drummer who played in our band,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 08/05/2013:  15:25:58

Let's start from the beginning should we?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2013:  01:34:45

Why don't fish drown

RandyZ - Posted - 08/06/2013:  05:29:23

doing a rain dance in pajamas just dosnt look right~

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/06/2013:  06:02:03

When the day is done, and everything is in order, and right, break out the watermelon wine, and Ritz Crackers and throw a party!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2013:  09:52:57

Don't rob another mans castle.Wait untill his wife wins it
in a divorce suit....Then rob her!

mbanjo - Posted - 08/06/2013:  16:01:03

My wife and I just had words,... but I didn't get to use mine.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2013:  08:19:01

When the battle's over,,,,,,,,,,,,,take a break

mbanjo - Posted - 08/07/2013:  14:14:47

Drinking solves my drinking problem.

mbanjo - Posted - 08/07/2013:  14:23:10

Drinking solves my drinking problem.

ErikH - Posted - 08/08/2013:  02:30:31

Some people say I'm apathetic.  But I don't care.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2013:  05:02:57

I told you before son,,,don't try to pick corn in the wheat field!!

RandyZ - Posted - 08/08/2013:  07:50:20

lost: a new $100.00 bill.....if found, please email me.