banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2014:  02:33:51

Elvis ,,,King of Rock and Roll
M.Jackson,,,wanted them to give him that title HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And he wasn't joking! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2014:  06:00:29

I never cease to be amazed.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/18/2014:  08:14:41

It's hello blues and down the road I go.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2014:  10:36:51

It's so adorable the way you keep on trying after so much failure. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2014:  15:12:32

I'm failing after so much trying

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2014:  17:51:48

I promised I would never go back to being that person. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2014:  04:14:57

Every now and then,, an again comes along

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2014:  05:52:34

Of all the people I know, that guy is one of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2014:  17:17:17

Of all the people I don't know,she ain't one of'em

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2014:  04:03:38

Of all the banjo's I've ever had,,This is the one I have now

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2014:  06:58:55

Somebody needs a shower.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2014:  17:25:52

Never shower if you have cologne handy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2014:  17:56:21

It's hard to lose your lover when your heart is full of hope, but it's worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2014:  22:12:20

If women don't find you handsome, they can at least find you handy

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2014:  05:29:21

Hopeful thoughts are good.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2014:  14:02:49

I've been digging for a while and think I've hit rock bottom.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2014:  11:21:37

I did that once Bill and then found I had to dig on down to the last layer

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2014:  12:46:52

Yes,but the last layer is only the beginning of the end

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2014:  13:35:37

Isn't The End a Door's song?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2014:  02:52:36

Riding a bicycle is like,,,,,riding a bicycle.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  03:52:28

I can handle that. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  13:26:14

Wish I had a handlebar moustache

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  15:37:28

This is definitely going to hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  20:40:17

Rindercella slopped her dripper

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2014:  01:57:25

It's bad luck to say good luck to someone

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2014:  04:28:46

Break a leg!

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/24/2014:  17:29:40

Paddled the helpless mongoose with shakers...

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2014:  03:05:50

Don't worry,,Be Happy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2014:  06:19:58

Dang cheap toilet paper

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2014:  03:45:11

I said I just got tired of going forwards
So I thought I'd drive it backwards for awhile

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2014:  17:51:14

Watch those miles slip away.

MWBailey - Posted - 09/26/2014:  21:08:07

Dead men don't play banjos.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2014:  02:46:36

That's because the strings are already dead

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2014:  04:05:22

Higher-classed loan instruments.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  04:25:00

That tree is devoid of chlorophyll.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2014:  19:38:18

The woods are ablaze with colour today

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/27/2014:  20:01:57

What in th'world of  sausage gravy is goin' on 'round hyear???

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2014:  03:02:41

It's not sausage,,it's sawseege

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2014:  05:37:07

Why bother doing laundry, they're just going to get dirty again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2014:  11:42:24

Why bother getting dirty- we'll just have to do laundry again

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/28/2014:  14:24:04

5 awesome truths plumbers don't like to think about

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2014:  16:22:12

That is NOT a coin slot.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2014:  02:19:56

Yes,,all of the above

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2014:  03:57:23

I don't remember a hole there. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2014:  03:29:22

She gets along and I get around,,, so you see,,,we do travel some.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2014:  06:21:37

We got our money from iron and steel. My mom stayed home an ironed and my dad went out and stole.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/30/2014:  08:12:10

Been walkin' the creek all day long lookin' for my wash rock that the flood took. My laundry pile is gittin' bigger every day.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2014:  08:59:43

It's not getting any closer.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/30/2014:  17:30:15

hanky panky thong