banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2014:  03:48:13

There's 1352 guitar pickers in Nashville,,,,,Lester Flatt said so.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  04:09:55

Just give me 40 acres

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2014:  05:03:32

If I had another shovel I would hit you with it. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  06:53:06

A hammer costs a dollar more than nails but the price of shovels is outrageous.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2014:  07:44:58

I was talking to the chicken. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  08:10:59

Leavin' Louisiana in the broad daylight

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2014:  15:44:40

I'm peering out through your opacity

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  19:50:19

The optional option is it opt for the best operative option

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  03:11:32

No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2014:  03:26:22

In other words,,the other words mean the same.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  04:35:38

Why the long face?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2014:  06:45:01

It must be something physical

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/09/2014:  07:35:53

Lets get psychic.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:34:22

The peanuts are complimentary.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:47:52

Since I broke my shoestring, Inow have to change socks

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  09:57:17

Duh, you ARE on the other side!

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/10/2014:  08:14:53

Sandwiches, maybe some ants.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2014:  10:22:23

You don't eat a pig like that all at once.

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/10/2014:  12:27:27

Something involving slathering just now popped into my head.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/10/2014:  16:30:06

The 2001 Semillon from Champs de Cousteau mixes watery brussels sprout elements with a country-style tofu aroma.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2014:  17:23:20

You're the first one who took her down from the tree.

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/10/2014:  19:57:57

OK little sprouts, drink your minerals and then get out from under that gestation table.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/10/2014:  20:06:02

Infinite Jeopardy

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2014:  20:08:14

Throw another logbook on the fire

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/10/2014:  20:36:16

Iwonder what chairs would look like if your knees bent backwards?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2014:  03:16:59

Motts apple sauce,bicycle tire,and a pitchfork,,,that's what it's all about.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/11/2014:  03:46:58

Stuffed Oatmeal Smoothie served with Beige Spinach and Rhubarb Slices

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2014:  16:33:36

That's not my dog.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2014:  03:36:21

If there's 1352 guitar pickers in Nashville,
why don't you like cauliflower?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  05:05:43

Bring me my brown pants!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2014:  08:04:56

Not sure if I can get used to all this warm weather, but I'll try

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  08:14:07

Some people just don't know how to tell a joke.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/12/2014:  15:37:41

Pakistanian eCompanies.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  17:19:19

You idiot, I said Ping Pong Balls!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2014:  17:27:24

That guy either just gave me the finger,or he's checking the wind direction......

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  17:31:02

Well, it was my first day with the hook.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2014:  03:42:15

Why are they using a medicine ball in place of baseball?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2014:  04:48:44

Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2014:  17:57:06

You ARE that easy to forget

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/14/2014:  04:07:07

He's gotta fork to the power formation and play the passing opportunity.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2014:  04:39:08

Everybody knows that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  04:54:50

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

Rawhide Creek - Posted - 05/14/2014:  06:16:52

He who shall, so shall he who.

Edited by - Rawhide Creek on 05/14/2014 06:17:19

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  06:21:26

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2014:  10:06:02

People who live in "grass" houses always get stoned.....

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  10:42:30

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Tridds.

Rawhide Creek - Posted - 05/14/2014:  10:48:50

If your parents didn't have children, you won't either.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2014:  10:51:26

You should always go to other people's funerals, or they won't come to yours..........Yogi Berra

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  12:12:20

I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco