mbanjo - Posted - 06/13/2013:  14:36:09

This morning I woke up and discovered that I had found a cure for sleep

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2013:  05:55:52

well that's just cool,,,,,but AC is better

RandyZ - Posted - 06/14/2013:  08:30:19

this morning my cat had this look like......'hey bro, you comin home for lunch today?'

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  12:52:06

Not all differences are alike

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2013:  13:56:04

his train of thought has no engine

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  14:48:31

Police are warning citizens of a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If it goes off, it could spell disaster.

roxygrl - Posted - 06/14/2013:  14:57:22

One-one was a race horse...two-two was one too...one-one won one race, Two-two won one too.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  15:51:30

So, the Three Wise Men have arrived in Bethlehem, and have found the stable with Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. As they enter the stable, the 1st Wise Man ducks through the low door, turns his head and calls over his shoulder "Heads up, low beam". The 2nd Wise Man ducks as well, but doesn't warn the Wise Man following, who walks straight into the knotty pine beam. "Jesus Chr*st!!" he exclaims, slapping a hand to his bruised forehead.................

"You know, I like that better than Irving!" Mary says to Joseph....

roxygrl - Posted - 06/14/2013:  16:06:00

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  16:28:40

How fast can you repeat that?

roxygrl - Posted - 06/14/2013:  16:40:23

7 times in 30 seconds..

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  16:49:41

Twelve twinstwirled twelve twigs.........Twen twivle tweg twivs.....twiv twegle twy twow...............once in thirty seconds.!

roxygrl - Posted - 06/14/2013:  16:57:27

? 4 seconds to speak the 5 words, in 30 secs  { 30 div x 4 = 7.5 times spoken; but with clarity.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  17:16:35

How many people are there in ' twelve twins'?

jistgreg - Posted - 06/14/2013:  20:53:47

Twelve Twins, California, postal code 90666:  population:  borax miners on one side a' the street, whoors on t'other. 

--Rand McNally's Places to Avoid, 2013 edition 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/14/2013:  21:32:44

Sounds like a 'must see 'on my nexr visit to LA

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2013:  03:52:16

For Roxy,,,,,,,a big black bug chased the big black bear around the big black boulder

mbanjo - Posted - 06/15/2013:  13:19:16

Today I'm wearing breadcrumb scented after-shave... The birds love it.

roxygrl - Posted - 06/15/2013:  14:38:08

Laughter is an instant vacation..

mbanjo - Posted - 06/15/2013:  15:02:31

Cheap medicine too.....

roxygrl - Posted - 06/15/2013:  15:16:50

aka: Laughter is the best Medicine ?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/16/2013:  12:54:57

A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2013:  14:36:30

when you're laughing,you're not crying,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 06/16/2013:  14:56:01

Unless they are tears of joy?

TonyS - Posted - 06/16/2013:  16:39:40

Apple sauce sucks!  Beautiful fruit from Mother Nature, chopped, squished, sugar, chemicals!  I'm pissed and writing some strongly worded apple sauce letters!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/16/2013:  17:14:17

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three weeks already'

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/17/2013:  03:59:22

I once knew this lady who thought that she was
very attractive,,,,,,,,,,,and she was

mbanjo - Posted - 06/17/2013:  13:41:46

My artificial plastic plants just died because I forgot to pretend to water them

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2013:  02:54:46

I have 4 fingers and a thumb on each hand
and every one is different

jistgreg - Posted - 06/18/2013:  03:34:10

This cat has no teeth! 

RandyZ - Posted - 06/18/2013:  07:00:12

spinach is really good if you just throw the whole mess right in the garbage after its cooked....

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2013:  07:20:34

what happens between "every now and then"?

Crusty - Posted - 06/18/2013:  08:04:53

If god is within us, as some people claim, then I hope he likes enchiladas because that's what he's getting.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/18/2013:  13:00:33

Is it called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2013:  14:01:13

Why are you asking me this?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/18/2013:  14:52:07

I hate long distance relationships.....so I moved my beer fridge into the bedroom

jistgreg - Posted - 06/19/2013:  04:03:29

It's astonishing, the detritus that fills my home. 

My switchblade "shiv" is really a comb. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 06/19/2013 04:11:51

mbanjo - Posted - 06/19/2013:  13:18:44

I hope you don't misunderstand what i'm saying

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2013:  14:22:34

Just between you and me and the gate post,, It don't
make no never mind to me..

mbanjo - Posted - 06/19/2013:  15:22:10

My wife and I have a workshop relationship.........I work and she shops

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2013:  03:00:01

DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/20/2013:  03:07:12

What's up your nose?

RandyZ - Posted - 06/20/2013:  07:53:09

i hate when your goin thru your 5 flavors life savers, and the stick them icky coconut ones in there~

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/20/2013:  09:09:15

I'm tellin' ya it was right there on that rock, and jus' jumped straight into th' fire,and-----PFFFFT!!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/20/2013:  13:57:31

I used to have it....but its all gone

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2013:  14:10:58

Yeah,,those 6 cases will last me about a week

mbanjo - Posted - 06/20/2013:  14:35:04

Well !......in that case........

roxygrl - Posted - 06/20/2013:  17:16:22

Tomorrows forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day,,scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/20/2013:  18:11:38

When I started out I had nothing........but i've still got most of it left