banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2018:  02:30:58

Never try to walk on your hands in a graveled parking lot!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2018:  07:50:07

Loose lips produce slobber

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2018:  09:32:48

My shoelaces have completely come undone

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2018:  10:30:11

I get a lot of influences from electric shavers.

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2018:  13:12:40

Did your mother have any children that lived?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2018:  13:18:40

Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2018:  03:10:22

OH YES!! I relish the idea of a pistol duel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,between you two of course.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  07:42:02

I love hard work, I could watch people doing it for hours.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  08:11:52

Never bend over to tie your shoelaces in a crowded subway car

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  12:47:26

Well, that's one less wildebeest we need to worry about.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2018:  14:43:27

Removable feet are the answer!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  14:51:36

Shuffling around in my slippers

kentr - Posted - 01/17/2018:  21:46:22

It's the mermaids turn to do the laundry

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  22:26:38

At least it’s cheap

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2018:  13:20:51

I don’t know why they are going out there.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2018:  15:03:35

If you got the munchies, only a crazy head will do...

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2018:  02:56:18

peacorn-popnuts-chewing can and gumdy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2018:  05:23:24

Little did they know.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2018:  07:30:32

Do-wacka-do-wacka-do

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2018:  12:08:10

The brontosaurus is making a comeback.

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2018:  13:37:38

I didn't think it would hurt that much.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/19/2018:  14:46:37

Blow into an orange smerf and watch it inflate.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2018:  03:09:52

WAIT!!! DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2018:  04:04:18

Only the lonely.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2018:  05:58:10

On the first day of xmas your true love gave you a cup with Daffy's picture on the side.

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2018:  10:17:19

Can you have a sundae on Sunday?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2018:  11:19:15

That's a new record for blowing up hot water bottles until they pop.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2018:  12:50:53

Just think of a tennis ball, dancing in the sunshine.

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2018:  14:37:13

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2018:  18:38:26

I’m like an idiot savant only without the savant part.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2018:  01:15:41

The trouble with shoelaces is their constant ongoing battle with Velcro

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2018:  05:47:37

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/21/2018:  09:01:08

Gabby yew - beyond the obvious.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2018:  16:43:39

Flattery does it again!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2018:  12:37:44

Butter beans the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you poot
The more you poot the better you feel
So let's have beans for every meal

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  12:39:02

My head is exploding

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2018:  13:26:44

I don't know anyone whose cat actually got their tongue.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2018:  14:43:22

Which moon did the cow jump over?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2018:  14:54:41

Get your photos printed with a moon pie

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  18:18:36

It’s not the shoes, it’s the shoeLACES

eagleisland - Posted - 01/22/2018:  18:31:11

As the person who originally created this thread a a cheesy attempt to cross a post number threshold, I'd like to say I'm proud that it lives on, all these years later. But I've never been a good liar.

Edited by - eagleisland on 01/22/2018 18:32:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  20:32:42

quote:

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Originally posted by eagleisland

As the person who originally created this thread a a cheesy attempt to cross a post number threshold, I'd like to say I'm proud that it lives on, all these years later. But I've never been a good liar.

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Wait just a minute,Skip....is this some more fake news, aka alternative facts, coming from Cape Cod? I noticed the thread has Lynne as OP.....,,oh yeah, you say you’re not a good liar.  Hmmm......

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2018:  20:34:19

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/22/2018 20:35:10

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2018:  03:08:00

Chuck is sure a good detective.Sherlock would be proud.

eagleisland - Posted - 01/23/2018:  04:08:50

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

quote:

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Originally posted by eagleisland

As the person who originally created this thread a a cheesy attempt to cross a post number threshold, I'd like to say I'm proud that it lives on, all these years later. But I've never been a good liar.

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Wait just a minute,Skip....is this some more fake news, aka alternative facts, coming from Cape Cod? I noticed the thread has Lynne as OP.....,,oh yeah, you say you’re not a good liar.  Hmmm......

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I started this thread years ago; it was originally in the Off Topic forum. I was trying to cross a millenial post number - I think it was seven or eight thousand - and I was getting close. So I started this thread as a way of doing so (at another time, under similar circumstances, I started one called "Go Ahead - Ask Me Anything").

Back then there was a hard limit on the number of pages a given thread could handle. Hot threads that hit that limit were often re-started by the moderators. My original thread was moved to the Games forum and re-started by Lynne.

That's story. Sticking to it. Apologies from brining a pointed comment here, but it sorta IS my thread!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  04:26:31

OK, OK, I’ll buy your story (for now), Skip.  Thnx then for starting it, and we’ll try keep it going. Thumbs up.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/23/2018 04:31:31

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  05:17:08

Speaking the truth can get you in trouble.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2018:  06:11:53

I'm going to start a thread called "Who Cares Anyway" but please
feel free to hy-jack the title..

eagleisland - Posted - 01/23/2018:  06:32:03

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

Speaking the truth can get you in trouble.

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And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.